I know my day would be going faster if I could just focus and get some work done, but I absolutely cannot do that. (I can't stop saying "absolutely," either, if this weekend is any indication.)
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I am to understand that among the general male public, the knowledge of how to come to the end of a first date (especially one that didn't suck) is sorely lacking. I don't think I've witnessed a literal fight-or-flight response, but an extended-dither response is pretty common.
I don't particularly think he did anything illegal until there was actually lewd behavior or money changing hands.
I think that asking a cop to actually have sex with a senator (I mean one he's not actually dating or married to) is kind of... I don't think they pay cops enough for that. Men get arrested all the time trying to pick up prostitutes (who are actually cops); giving a woman in hootchie shorts and a halter top a ride in your car isn't illegal either.
(I begin to think that if I were an undercover vice cop, I'd be totally addicted to romance novels, as an antidote to the unromantic environments they live in. Like porn stars wearing flannel jammies around the house, you know?)
I forgot to bring my lunch in. What should I go buy instead?
SUSHI
OKRA
BACON
SWISS CHEESE
PIE
::high fives shrift::
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