Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polgara - Jul 28, 2007 3:38:25 am PDT #717 of 10001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

paperdol, my ride is late, so we'll be late to your place.


Allyson - Jul 28, 2007 3:58:49 am PDT #718 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

K. I need gas and smokes, do i have time to get them before you get here?


Jesse - Jul 28, 2007 4:11:23 am PDT #719 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good lord, tommyrot. There's some drama for the middle of the night!

More hilariously, I had to explain EW to the 'rents.

My parents have a subscription to EW, which is also hilarious, because they aren't sure where it came from.

I'm also thinking about hair color, but I don't want to go lighter, I don't think. Maybe I'll ask my hairdresser about how much it would cost to do the whole subtle highlights/lowlights deal. It just seems ridiculous to spend real money on something that's not a big difference.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2007 4:32:20 am PDT #720 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm considering getting my color professionally done (rather than risk D pulling off my shower cap and putting it in his mouth while I'm letting the dye set), but my salon doesn't open until 10 on Saturdays so I don't know if they'll do permanent exotic colors. Curses!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 28, 2007 5:27:18 am PDT #721 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wow, I'm loving the b.org "alums" coming back to hang or just say hi in the wake of Vampire People.

That's just so damn cool!


JenP - Jul 28, 2007 5:50:54 am PDT #722 of 10001

Ack! The concept of a ride to go somewhere at 5:30a practically makes me want to cry.

Reminds me of my father's penchant for getting us all up waaayyyy before dawn to start any sort of driving trip. Why, Papa, why??? Not that I called him Papa. I probably did whine like that, though.

And in hair color tales, I have bottle upstairs waiting. Don't think I'll get to until tonight, though.


Dana - Jul 28, 2007 6:03:13 am PDT #723 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Anyone watching the Tour de France time trials? This is very exciting!


amych - Jul 28, 2007 6:07:36 am PDT #724 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I know!


Dana - Jul 28, 2007 6:08:10 am PDT #725 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

If it's close enough, I wonder if they'll be battling for time bonuses tomorrow.


amych - Jul 28, 2007 6:09:21 am PDT #726 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It could make a race out of tomorrow, that's certain -- which would be OMGYAY!

Also? I love Levi on TT days.