Man, me and shrift need to team up to go fight supernatural crime. We really do. Just think of the wacky hijinks!

Somebody should draw that! Or, no -- animated! That way we could have a kickin' soundtrack!

Man. Our trunk would be filled with rock salt and eyeliner and comics and Buffy DVD sets.

Let me know if asking for the tiny guitarist instead of a shotgun gets you the tiny guitarist.

I will accept several different tiny guitarists, tiny lead singers, and a not-so-tiny drummer. If you wanted to throw in the hot chick lead singer with the Modesty Blaise tattoo, I don't think any of us would complain.

There's a Chicago family, big Cubs fans, who named their kids (all born in the late '80s/early '90s) Clark, Addison, and Grace (for two of the streets surrounding Wrigley Field and Mark Grace).

Hm. Can't see DH going for First or Royal Brougham, but maybe Edgar Martinez (which is now both street and person)...

Somebody should draw that! Or, no -- animated! That way we could have a kickin' soundtrack!

Man. Our trunk would be filled with rock salt and eyeliner and comics and Buffy DVD sets.

I would watch that every day.

Seriously.

...why can't my boss look to see what's an all-staff email, and what just went to the management team? She's always forwarding all-staff messages to our department, but then I never hear about half the stuff that's she supposed to pass on!

Using anecdotal evidence, I see more NFL players misbehaving off the field than I see hockey players misbehaving off the ice.

Professional hockey is played largely by Canadian and European players, who come from cultures that involve a lot less criminal violence than American culture does. I think that has to factor in.

That happens to me a lot too, Jesse. One of the higher ups will email both my bosses and me something (usually a project to do) and they both forward it to me, even though I was on the cc. Also, should I undertake the project, I can look forward to the same round of repetative instructions because my bosses think the higher up is telling them to ask me instead of letting them know what she has me doing for her.

Also, should I undertake the project, I can look forward to the same round of repetative instructions because my bosses think the higher up is telling them to ask me instead of letting them know what she has me doing for her.

Oh, lordy.

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Auuuuugh.

"I think it's tough," Marbury said, according to Albany TV station Capital News 9. "I think, you know, we don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors."

"I think it's tough that we build Michael Vick up and then we break him down," Marbury said. "I think he's one of the superb athletes, and he's a good human being. I just think that he fell into a bad situation."

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bwah! My friends and I had a whole thing about who (locally) could get away with wearing white jeans. There were really only a couple of people.

I just got the okay from my boss to take Friday afternoon off and go to the Gem and Jewelry show in Rosemont so I can look for some jewelry for my sister's wedding. It's a black lacy dress with a sweetheart neckline, and the accent color is red, so I'm thinking shiny silver pendant that's not too modern (doesn't go well with the more romantic lacy dress) and if it has a red stone in it, all the better.

Are there any Chicago-istas free on Friday around 1:00 pm who would like to join me?