Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Aug 22, 2007 8:39:03 am PDT #6171 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Come ON, Mariners, what is WRONG with you? Especially you, Miguel Batista, whom I'd previously considered among the more reliable of our pitchers not named Felix Hernandez! Giving up a grand slam in the first INNING?! Do the words "pennant race" and "Damn Yankees breathing down our necks for the wild card" have no MEANING to you?

I imagine this will be me come next month. BTW. WHY does our first game have to be against the Colts? Does that seem right to you?

Also, I hope it's clear, I don't mean to defend that kind of behavior in the NFL-or anywhere-at all. I just didn't like that last statement. I'd also like to point out that there are also some really cool cats in the NFL who really do try to make their adopted homes a better place.


sumi - Aug 22, 2007 8:39:26 am PDT #6172 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

The draft pulls from a specific group of people, right? Those people are recruited. If not into the pros at least into college ball. Are the people who are doing nefarious things in the pros people who were squeaky clean in high school? Or are they repeating past behaviors only writ large due to more money?


Cashmere - Aug 22, 2007 8:42:01 am PDT #6173 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think the NFL needs to not merely not encourage, but activel DIScourage thuggish behavior. I hate to sound like a fifty year old film strip, but there is something to be said for actively embracing the gentlman athlete and sportsmanship and, well, chivalry.

I've sometimes tried to look at football players vs. hockey players. Hockey is also a contact sport fraught with violent behavior (even encouraged on the ice). But the violence is (usually) controlled and allowed to play out during the sport, Marty McSorley notwithstanding.

Using anecdotal evidence, I see more NFL players misbehaving off the field than I see hockey players misbehaving off the ice.

Is the fighting that is accepted in hockey a good way to get that agression out without watching it play out outside of the arena?


Daisy Jane - Aug 22, 2007 8:43:22 am PDT #6174 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's a good point...but given the jockeying and predictions I hear about that contribute to the 'science' of the draft, how does that make the charge of prevalent thuggish behavior closer to racism?

The charge wasn't that there was prevalent thuggish behavior, but that the people the NFL hires are predisposed to be thugs. It's a subtle, but I think important difference.

The jockeying and predictions are, like I said, filling in gaps, looking for strengths and weaknesses. It doesn't always mean the biggest, baddest guy. Ask Marcus Colston.

Not inflammatory at all. Not to worry.


Trudy Booth - Aug 22, 2007 8:48:49 am PDT #6175 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Interesting Hockey v. Football.

Random thoughts that might have some bearing on the disparity:

Hockey isn't as huge an industry in the US

To my understanding, hitting opponents is more incidental than strategic (though I could be wrong)

They're a bunch of pussy Canadians


beekaytee - Aug 22, 2007 8:49:28 am PDT #6176 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

looking for strengths and weaknesses. It doesn't always mean the biggest, baddest guy.

Of course this is true, and something I wasn't thinking about being all het up about dog fighting. Which, sadly, might prove your point.

It isn't the biggest, baddest guy who is hired to because he is fast or can keep the ball in his hands, or who can kick it the farthest.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2007 8:50:19 am PDT #6177 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there is something to be said for actively embracing the gentlman athlete and sportsmanship and, well, chivalry

Is there money in it?

Also, I think one reason you might seem more NFL off-field hijinx is because NFL gets more coverage--which makes the players more famous, and more rich. Scumbuckets are more likely to get the opportunity to indulge themselves, and more likely to get caught/covered.


beekaytee - Aug 22, 2007 8:51:53 am PDT #6178 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

there is something to be said for actively embracing the gentlman athlete and sportsmanship and, well, chivalry

Is there money in it?

A truism that makes me want to say...Kill me now.


Susan W. - Aug 22, 2007 8:52:33 am PDT #6179 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I imagine this will be me come next month.

Heh. I still can't believe the M's are even in a position where it's worth getting worked up over a bad outing. I had them pegged for an 80-win team, 3rd in our division, out of contention for the playoffs by July. Our one chance was if King Felix put up Cy Young-quality numbers all season, but after the first two games he's been decidedly less than regal on the mound. Some days he's even more like Scullery Boy Felix. Ichiro and Putz were brilliant before the All-Star Break, but they've looked human since, and, anyway, a closer and a lead-off hitter can't carry a team all by their ownselves. And that's not even getting into idiotic management decisions by Hargrove and then MacLaren. I've yet to figure out why we're winning games. We could be leading 10 runs going into the 9th of Game 7 of the World Series and I'll STILL be waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Still, it's fun. (Except for the part where we're currently down 8-0 in the 3rd. I know we can't win them all, but this is just embarrassing!)


Sue - Aug 22, 2007 8:53:56 am PDT #6180 of 10001
hip deep in pie

To my understanding, hitting opponents is more incidental than strategic (though I could be wrong)

No, it's totally strategic and deliberate.

And dropping the gloves and actually fighting outside the play of the game is tolerated, if not encourage.