Shut up.
He's big and stuff! His shoe size is 8 1/2. It's weird when I put him to bed and he sprawls across the whole length of the mattress. I'm still kind of used to him only occupying the upper quadrant.
I mean, those home runs he's been hitting are about 210-220 feet. You've got to extrapolate a little bit. That's 2/3rds of a major league home run.
Heh. Emmett is bigger than Allyson and Hil.
Heh. Emmett is bigger than Allyson and Hil.
Yeah, but they can still take him in invective and quadratic equations, respectively.
Grammar help?
The company maintains
t plans
that are consistent with and complimented by
t models
.
That should be complemented, shouldn't it?
Yep, unless the models are heaping praises upon the plans.
Man, those
t models
are always sucking up to those
t plans
. Brown nosers.
Well, the plans are very impressive.
Thanks.
I keep trying to go to lunch alone, but my cubemate sees me leaving and gets up to go with me, and then her two cousins who work down the hall join us, and then we're a damn herd. I just want to get my food and go back upstairs.
This happens to me too! I just want to eat alone! It is the world's most annoying cow-orker who wants to eat with me. I cannot explain why I want to explodinate her, but it is somehow a combination of complete and utter inability to see another way of doing something or ever think she is wrong, coupled with incredible moronicness, coupled with the fact that she WORKS OUT LOUD! She reads all her emails OUT LOUD!
Today she just got vocally mad at someone for having a "stoli" on a receipt for dinner with a client. We don't reimburse for alcohol, but it is permitted. Annoying cow-orker didn't know what Stoli was (she thought it was an abbreviation for Stromboli), so she approved it, so she got a call from accounting that she shouldn't have. This was twenty minutes ago. I can still hear her complaining that the woman had a chardonnay, so why would she have stoli? She thought it was Stromboli! And just how many drinks does one person need anyway! Give it a fucking rest, lady.