Chink-a-pin
Well, I made a good guess for a western new yorker. Of course we have Charlotte (shar-LOT) and Chili (Chy-lye), and also Conesus (Con - ee -shus).
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 21, 2007 8:35:47 am PDT #5914 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
brenda m - Aug 21, 2007 8:37:03 am PDT #5915 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Heh. From my sister, who appears to be having one of those fortunately/unfortunately kind of days:
"So this is my morning.
8:00am barely drag my a** out of bed because I’m so hungover from celebrating our apartment news [they got a great new place yesterday]
8:40am stumble into work forgetting that we had an all staff this morning
9:30am finally got my ONE YEAR anniversary gift!
9:45am puke in the bathroom
9:50 lay on couch in andreas delfs office feeling like death
10:00 am get called into Larry’s [new boss's] office
10:02am I GOT PROMOTED!!!!!!"
Now they're all off to spend the afternoon on a boat cruise on Lake Michigan. Should be interesting...
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 8:37:56 am PDT #5916 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now they're all off to spend the afternoon on a boat cruise on Lake Michigan. Should be interesting...
Good thing she already puked.
I think....
Typo Boy - Aug 21, 2007 8:38:47 am PDT #5917 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Via Ezra Klein: Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a mu_f__g plane!
Rick - Aug 21, 2007 8:49:00 am PDT #5918 of 10001
Oh my dude. Some guy is suing for a bad book review:
He sues everyone. He is a darling of the creationists, not because he is a creationist, but because they use his crude attempts to advance his childish, uninformed theories as evidence of "controversy" about evolution. Moron.
Typo Boy - Aug 21, 2007 8:55:03 am PDT #5919 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Some one figured out that the Enterprise (Kirk version) had only one bathroom so....
Warnings: sound & video on a very short loop. so don't bother watching it longer than it takes you to get the joke.
shrift - Aug 21, 2007 8:59:26 am PDT #5920 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
He is a darling of the creationists, not because he is a creationist, but because they use his crude attempts to advance his childish, uninformed theories as evidence of "controversy" about evolution.
Man, I was prepared to be contemptuous of his sue-happy ways, but now I feel like crawling under my desk and not coming back out until I can come up with ten reasons not to exploderate the universe.
Susan W. - Aug 21, 2007 9:00:03 am PDT #5921 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Disturbing video from GodTube:
OK. I'm not a pacifist. I'm writing military historical fiction, and I kinda love swords. And that video STILL gives me the creeps. I just don't recognize their Christianity. It's nothing like mine. It's not even like the evangelicalism/fundamentalism I grew up with. Something's changed. It's like the more power they get, the more invested they are in being a persecuted minority that needs to go on the warpath. I don't get it.
Dana - Aug 21, 2007 9:02:39 am PDT #5922 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
until I can come up with ten reasons not to exploderate the universe.
- SGA season 4!
- your weird band thing
- DragonCon
- french fries
- Korean shows about coffee and waffle-makers
There, that's half of the work.
DavidS - Aug 21, 2007 9:03:14 am PDT #5923 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, will Emmett be around this weekend? (That is, when I'M IN SAN FRANCISCO?)
Sorry, no. He's at Mom's house this weekend. You're going to miss his new weird affectation: talking like Sammy Davis, Jr.
And I get to meet Matilda!!!
She's totally fun!
Jess, not only is Emmett going to middle school, he's almost five feet tall and weighs 107 pounds (most of which is pretty beefy muscle).