You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2007 8:03:11 am PDT #5900 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Dana.

And my boss wasn't in his office, so all that remains is a mega-huge headache.

But I do have fancy cookies in that desk drawer...


Kathy A - Aug 21, 2007 8:06:13 am PDT #5901 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Even though I remain the only person ever pulled over in Steilacoom for going too slow. (It was once notorious for its speed traps.)

I've driven through Steilacoom! (Even though I still pronounce it STEEL-a-coom.) My sister warned me about the speed traps. Pretty town.


shrift - Aug 21, 2007 8:07:50 am PDT #5902 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I got pulled over once for driving too slow. Then they accused me of desecrating graves.

...oh my god, I am Dean Winchester.


juliana - Aug 21, 2007 8:12:18 am PDT #5903 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Illinois also has treats like Cairo (KAY-ro) and DeZ Plainz to trip up the unwary. Or edumacated.

Also, AY-thens (Athens) and San JOES (San Jose).

Our favorite was always the tourists trying to pronounce "Nenana" and "Tanana". Oh, and "Tlingit".

Oh, that's exciting, Gud! Yay preschool! I loved preschool.


Tom Scola - Aug 21, 2007 8:15:47 am PDT #5904 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I loved preschool.

I never fully grasped the whole "naptime" concept. I didn't asleep during naptime.


juliana - Aug 21, 2007 8:17:59 am PDT #5905 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I never fully grasped the whole "naptime" concept. I didn't asleep during naptime.

I didn't either, but I was so distressed by my "failure" that the nuns let me read instead. So I got my own special reading time! It was awesome.


Hil R. - Aug 21, 2007 8:19:49 am PDT #5906 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Tchoupitoulas.

Chop-a-TOO-lis!

Natchitoches is the one that confused me forever.


megan walker - Aug 21, 2007 8:25:16 am PDT #5907 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I never fully grasped the whole "naptime" concept. I didn't asleep during naptime.

I was just talking with a friend about my disappointment at never being chosen as "nap fairy" because I couldn't stay asleep.


Jessica - Aug 21, 2007 8:26:56 am PDT #5908 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Emmett's old enough to be in MIDDLE SCHOOL??

I hereby decree that Buffista offspring are not to age in between F2Fs. It's just confusing.


Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2007 8:27:53 am PDT #5909 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm convinced that "nap time" is just a break for the teachers.

(i.e. I never slept either)