Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Aug 21, 2007 6:58:37 am PDT #5868 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Oh, that's exciting, Gud. How's your wife doing?

She has mixed feelings about it. Our son starts homeschooling now as well, so I think she is relieved to only deal with one at a time. The plan is that he will go to public school next year and I think my wife is looking forward to having gardening time.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2007 7:02:46 am PDT #5869 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I imagine pork from flying pigs would have less white meat....

Wings are dark meat? I've never thought about it.

I've deliberately made myself late by taking two naps this morning. I guess I should get my ass moving.

I hope your daughter has a great first day, Gud.


Jesse - Aug 21, 2007 7:06:15 am PDT #5870 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The plan is that he will go to public school next year and I think my wife is looking forward to having gardening time.

Well, that all sounds exciting!


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 7:11:37 am PDT #5871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wings are dark meat? I've never thought about it.

Dark meat is dark because it has a lot of extra blood vessels. Birds that fly need the extra blood vessels because of the high oxygen usage of muscles involved in flight.

Chickens can typically fly a short distance, but then their flying muscles can't maintain the exertion due to inadequate amount of oxygen supplied by their "white meat."


Kathy A - Aug 21, 2007 7:12:14 am PDT #5872 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Good luck to Gud's little angel!

Of course, Illinois also has treats like Cairo (KAY-ro) and DeZ Plainz to trip up the unwary. Or edumacated.

Don't forget Marseilles (not mar-SAY, but mar-SAILS).

Cairo is always the best way to spot a non-local.


Cashmere - Aug 21, 2007 7:13:18 am PDT #5873 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Good luck, Gud! I know how scary and exciting that is. Owen's supposed to start preschool next week.

I can't decide whether to be deliriously happy or to start making book on how long before we have to pull him out.

My lunch is a steak sandwich, should be tasty.

Oh, so much tastier than PB&J.


Pix - Aug 21, 2007 7:16:17 am PDT #5874 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm having a bowl of Kashi GoLean for breakfast. It tastes a bit like cardboard. I think I'll stick to the crunch next time.


Gudanov - Aug 21, 2007 7:16:36 am PDT #5875 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I hope Owen has a great time at preschool. Is he excited about it?


shrift - Aug 21, 2007 7:16:50 am PDT #5876 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I sometimes refuse to pronounce things the way the locals do, which is why you probably will never hear me refer to a creek as a 'crick' even in backwoods Michigan.


Gudanov - Aug 21, 2007 7:21:29 am PDT #5877 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Way to stick it to the man with the linguistic disobedience.