Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 21, 2007 3:55:20 am PDT #5814 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm not EVEN going to repeat the one I've heard. Possibly not ridiculous, but patently offensive on any number of levels.

Frank is very helpful in pointing these things out without actually SAYING them (thinks back to our conversation off the local news at the Boston Beerworks while waiting for KristinT and the gang).


Jessica - Aug 21, 2007 3:59:16 am PDT #5815 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Whiiiiiiiine. It's raining, and it's going to rain ALL DAY. Rain = stuck inside = cranky baby = tired mama.

Maybe there's a movie we can go see.

[eta: As evidence of just how stir-crazy we're going, I offer up this picture of how we've been amusing ourselves.]


Jesse - Aug 21, 2007 4:36:03 am PDT #5816 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That picture is hilarious! As are many of the previous ones.

I don't know about being stuck inside, but I sure wish I wasn't at work! Stupid work. I just want to bang on the drum all day!


Cashmere - Aug 21, 2007 4:37:55 am PDT #5817 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Rain = stuck inside = cranky baby = tired mama.

I hear ya! It's pissing rain here--enough that I don't want to take the kids outside, even to go to the gym. If it clears up later, we'll go but for now, Owen's watching a very annoying kids' show and Olivia is playing with cookie sheets.

Vampire baby is CUTE. One of the perks of having a kid is amusing yourself by taking funny pictures.


Tom Scola - Aug 21, 2007 4:37:58 am PDT #5818 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Ugh. I've been at work for 20 minutes, and there's an email conversation from last night that I don't want to read, and a voicemail message that I don't want to hear.

And now the person I don't want to deal with this morning has just walked in. I suspect he'll be coming over to my cube soon.


Cashmere - Aug 21, 2007 4:41:41 am PDT #5819 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Scola, you need to make a camouflage cubicle curtain with an empty chair.


Fred Pete - Aug 21, 2007 4:42:18 am PDT #5820 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

With all this pronounciation discussion, I'm surprised nobody has pointed out that there's no such place as New Or-LEENZ. Or-LEENZ Parish, yes. But the city is New OR-lunz, New (or N') AW-lunz, or (for the old school) New OR-lee-unz.

Oh, and I also have only ever heard WAW-keh-shaw for the town where I had my first job.


Dana - Aug 21, 2007 4:43:49 am PDT #5821 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm surprised nobody has pointed out that there's no such place as New Or-LEENZ.

It's a pretty useful Yankee detector.


Jesse - Aug 21, 2007 4:44:15 am PDT #5822 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Scola, you need to make a camouflage cubicle curtain with an empty chair.

That is so awesome.


Hil R. - Aug 21, 2007 4:46:38 am PDT #5823 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Somehow, even after I lived there for four years, no one in my family can pronounce New Orleans properly. They all either say New Or-LEENZ or a clearly-jokey N'Awlins. I don't know what's so difficult about New OR-linz, but none of them can remember it.