Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Aug 20, 2007 5:52:19 pm PDT #5761 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

hey, you guys, guess what i'm doing now?!? I'm staying up late updating last night's document the edits of mine that were approved and what we changed in a 3-hour meeting this afternoon! I hope I'm done before 3ish tonight but I don't see how that would happen. (I am only just starting because I had to go pick my friends up at the airport.)

I thought I was used to my new schedule but, dag, I'm dead tired now.

Wish me coherence!


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2007 6:19:03 pm PDT #5762 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had just noticed the last year or so that my teeth were getting a bit dingy and thought it would be nice to do something about it. It's more of a fresh start. I'm not sure I would do it again in a few years to maintain it at the same level.

My problem is my hair. My teeth are too close to it in colour. Otherwise I don't think it'd bother me.

I'm spending a gazillion and a half dollars on pain relief for my head, though. Until I get a handle on that I'm not going to think about whitening. I've tried some of the supermarket stuff and it just made my teeth look more transparent.

I mean, the injection part?

Yup. The hope is that it will make the medication more bio-available.

The other stuff is allergy meds (I have no idea if the allergy to dust mites contributes to headaches, but it's kinda cool not to be stuffed up. Not that I'd noticed before taking them), narcotics, an anti-epileptic and an anti-depressant.

I'm up from my seat in front of the TV because I think I should put a lidocaine patch on my shoulder.

And I need to gather up my new meds and enter them all on my tracking calendar.

It's a glamourous life, I tell you.

AND I wore clothes in to work that didn't fit, so I looked all disheveled and stuff.

AND AND AND my mother comes back into town tomorrow, so I must cherish this (fun-free) evening of solitude.

I have to be fair and say that my mother and sister were very gentle in their handling of me and heeded all my migraine-driven requirements. But I don't know if they were comfortable seeing me that way, and I wasn't comfortable being that way. I never am, except around just the one friend. And that's more that the ship of regret has already long sailed. I don't even bother to hide when I've been crying from him these days.

Poor sod.

On the upside, he should be receiving Dexter in the mail any time now. Nothing like some light sociopathic fun.

Lisah, I am wishing you all the coherence in the world. Also, caffeine as required.


Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2007 6:23:37 pm PDT #5763 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Very true. (I will always love billytea for coining "Connecticutie." First abbreviation for Connecticut natives I'd ever heard that didn't sound ridiculous.)

As long as you're not a guy...

I continually get into an argument with a friend about how the Brits have bizarre pronunciation. I don't know why he bothers. I stop him dead in his tracks with "Arkansas" every time.

Wasn't that due to French speaking settlers?

Magdalene, St. John and that name pronounce "Fanshaw," on the other hand, just seem like the English are messing with us.

Yes, and yet we say "Thames" with the "th" sound when we talk about our New London river. Sometimes old school and sometimes not, I guess.

Supposedly that's even older school... the story I heard that the British said it with the "th" as well until whatever originally-german-speaking monarch kept butchering it. The Connecticuties never got the memo.

butbutbutbut... the Thames (the one in England) was spelled Temes or Temese for a good 800 years before it ever got a TH

Man, my sister is going to be ticked! That was one of her favorite factoids.

How were people's Mondays?

I've been taking Mixed Martial Arts classes. Today I did a hard round kick without turning out my opposite foot and pulled the shit out of my hip flexor. YEOW.

But I sort of like it. Like "yeah, feel that man"


Cashmere - Aug 20, 2007 6:27:49 pm PDT #5764 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's like Valley of the Dolls at ita's house.

I'm eating a Hershey Bar with almonds. It's okish.


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2007 6:38:38 pm PDT #5765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Woman killed by pet camel

eta: In less sad news, a cat wearing a bunny suit: [link]


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2007 6:51:00 pm PDT #5766 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chicken diapers: [link]

Which is cooler, the knitted chicken diapers, or the camouflage chicken diapers?


Ginger - Aug 20, 2007 7:07:44 pm PDT #5767 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We have Taliaferro County, which is pronounced "tolliver."


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2007 7:12:22 pm PDT #5768 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. Hec asked a question in movies, and there was some Facebook updating, so I'm still here and can't leave until I find good pictures of Iman and Eve Salvail for my site.


Cashmere - Aug 20, 2007 7:15:01 pm PDT #5769 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I need to download the podcast from Fair Game. I missed it tonight and Faith interviewed William Gibson.


billytea - Aug 20, 2007 7:17:21 pm PDT #5770 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I will always love billytea for coining "Connecticutie." First abbreviation for Connecticut natives I'd ever heard that didn't sound ridiculous.

Aww. I rock!

Came back to the hotel to eat lunch, and laid around. Then decided we did want to go back to the zoo, and did so.

This is rarely the wrong decision.