Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Aug 20, 2007 1:48:12 pm PDT #5703 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

brenda those are seriously cute shoes.

I'm sorry, Hec.


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2007 2:01:06 pm PDT #5704 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lots of people hate "moist."


megan walker - Aug 20, 2007 2:04:17 pm PDT #5705 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Lots of people hate "moist."

Hah. "Moist" and any form of "panty" are two of the three words I most hate to hear people say.


P.M. Marc - Aug 20, 2007 2:05:36 pm PDT #5706 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hah. "Moist" and any form of "panty" are two of the three words I most hate to hear people say.

What's number three?


DavidS - Aug 20, 2007 2:07:47 pm PDT #5707 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hah. "Moist" and any form of "panty" are two of the three words I most hate to hear people say.

Ahhh, don't get your moist panties in a twist over it.


megan walker - Aug 20, 2007 2:08:08 pm PDT #5708 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Amherst (but only when people mistakingly pronounce the "h").


amych - Aug 20, 2007 2:09:01 pm PDT #5709 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Amherst (but only when people mistakingly pronounce the "h").

Ooh, good one.


Glamcookie - Aug 20, 2007 2:09:02 pm PDT #5710 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I love to refer to men's underwear as panties.


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2007 2:17:11 pm PDT #5711 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. Now I have to ask how Amherst is supposed to be pronounced.

I've been told there's a guy here at work who loves to creep people out with how he says "moist" but I've been lucky enough to never hear it first hand.

I like to use the word "moist" to make people uncomfortable. See also "damp" and "creamy."


Glamcookie - Aug 20, 2007 2:17:50 pm PDT #5712 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Sitting in doctor's office, bored stiff. iPhone battery is dying. Diamond shoes, they are too tight.