Simon: The decision saved your life. Zoe: Won't happen again, sir. Mal: Good. And thanks. I'm grateful. Zoe: It was my pleasure, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 27, 2007 7:40:00 am PDT #555 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right, slash is totally weirder than Furries for Jesus.

And Second Life? Really not all that fringe-y.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2007 7:41:53 am PDT #556 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Really not all that fringe-y.

I had to explain that to someone this week too. Makes me wonder at the target demographic of that site. I can see it skipping slash, but 2nd Life?


tommyrot - Jul 27, 2007 7:42:28 am PDT #557 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I base this on the fact that pretty much no one I've met off the internet knows what it is, and they look at me funny.

I think I knew what slash was before I knew what the internet was. (I read some article a long time ago about slash, and its origin in K/S slash that was distributed by mail and sold at Trek conventions....


amych - Jul 27, 2007 7:44:22 am PDT #558 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"Second Life is actually dull and lame" has gotten to be such a common trope that I suspect it's in there because it's not all that fringe-y. The ex-furry ministry, otoh, cracks me right up.


bon bon - Jul 27, 2007 7:49:13 am PDT #559 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The writers for Cracked are struggling comedians writing top-ten lists no one reads for a defunct magazine and almost no pay. So you gotta take your weak take on slash with your extremely telling rant on furries for Christ. The next article I read mentioned both slash and Second Life [link] so they're obvs going for the quick joke here.


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 7:53:13 am PDT #560 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Having listened to ICP since I was in high school, this:

Admittedly, we don't know that much about Insane Clown Posse or the teachings of Jesus Christ, for that matter. But even based on our limited pool of knowledge, we're pretty sure that Jesus never said anything about dressing up like an evil white trash clown. We also don't remember him preaching any sermons entitled Bugz On My Nutz. To be fair, we did skip a lot of Sunday School.

Makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2007 7:57:05 am PDT #561 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think I'd have heard of ICP if I hadn't lived in Michigan. I certainly haven't thought of them since then, before now. Not striking me with the godliness, them. Nor even the cleanliness.


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 7:58:13 am PDT #562 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Not striking me with the godliness, them. Nor even the cleanliness.

And please no with the "nextliness".


bon bon - Jul 27, 2007 7:58:59 am PDT #563 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Someone once tried to convince me that ICP was really Cypress Hill.


Ailleann - Jul 27, 2007 7:59:05 am PDT #564 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

And please no with the "nextliness".

I'd like to go with "not in the same zip code-ness".