Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you.

Buffy ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Aug 16, 2007 6:46:13 am PDT #4969 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

How does J disarm F? He's the younger and stronger of the two, so I think if he gets a good grip on F's knife hand, he can prevent him from doing any more damage, but how does he make him drop the knife?

oh! oh! I know the answer to this. But it's been years since my training and I'm sure ita would be able to answer it much more clearly.

Basically, J would break F's grip by grabbing his knife arm with both hands, one just above the wrist and one on the knife hand pulling the arm in close to his (J's) body but pushing the hand w/ knife away.

Um...and then knee him in the balls. That works pretty well.

I feel like I could demonstrate this still but don't know if it makes sense in writing.


SuziQ - Aug 16, 2007 6:51:09 am PDT #4970 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Juliana, maybe Vortex and Aimee, and Steph would like to go and should.

cough Standing right here... Wanna go play.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 16, 2007 6:51:44 am PDT #4971 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Signed, Discovering that Fight Scenes are Much Tougher Than Sex Scenes, Probably Because I've Had Sex but Have Never Killed a Man With My Bare Hands

Hee! Better than the other way around, I guess.


meara - Aug 16, 2007 7:06:35 am PDT #4972 of 10001

Flea, that is super stupid, and they should totally suck up to you with money and bennies to make up for it. Damn.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2007 7:16:03 am PDT #4973 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Flea, that bites.

Susan, most of our knife disarms depend on the cavalier, which is like what lisah describes. Imagine the hand as a fist, holding the knife. Hold the wrist with one hand below the joint and pull it towards you as you strike the back of the hand right at the knuckles. You end up bending the wrist and loosening the tendons (and causing pain) which usually gets the knife right out.

Another thing to consider is that if the knife fighter is experienced and not afraid, his grip on the knife will be fairly loose. It's not uncommon for a strong grab at the knife hand wrist or a strike that lands somewhere else to make the knifewielder drop the weapon, and that can easily send it skittering somewhere neither of them can go get it without putting themselves in danger.

Can't help you with the colour of death, though.

I need to know more.


Susan W. - Aug 16, 2007 7:28:39 am PDT #4974 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Thanks, ita and lisah! That helps a lot.


Sparky1 - Aug 16, 2007 7:38:58 am PDT #4975 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

The verdict is in for Jose Padilla and will be read at 2 p.m. Eastern today.


Nutty - Aug 16, 2007 7:45:27 am PDT #4976 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

That was fast. Meanwhile, I am procrastinating like whoa, and happened upon the best kerfuffle summary in the history of the universe:

The voices in my head told me to do it. Also, it wasn't me because I was drunk/in the hospital/touring with Van Halen at the time. Then, the Earth cooled. Also, they're not sockpuppets, I just wear them on my feet when they're cold.

(From the comment thread on the most recent F_W post, for those who are into such things.)

Awesome!


Liese S. - Aug 16, 2007 7:50:34 am PDT #4977 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

For Liese especially -- Dark Roasted Blend did a feature about the Micro Cars, including the model I think she was interested in buying (the mini-pickup!):

Ooh, ooh! Thank you so much for that link, Theo! That was a fascinating photo series. I had no idea there were that many micro cars through history! Some of them were superfantabulous.

That little Vespatruck I was looking at is gone! Woe! Someone must have bought it; someone who dithers less than I do. But it was so cute! I dunno if the SO would have fit into it at 6'1", but it would have been great to be able to haul stuff around from the home supply store to the build site, etc. I'm pretty sure that one was listed as being street legal. Less sure that a semi driver could see it over his dash! Heh.


juliana - Aug 16, 2007 8:01:21 am PDT #4978 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEBET!!!!

flea, that sucks about the job. I'm sorry.

FSF with katefate and Suzi!!! Whee!!! But....

Would LOVE to, but meeting for October 1 has just been set. Feh.

JULIANA SMASH.