Dear Humans:

Ahahaha, humans. There was an entitled assmunch causing a bottleneck on my bus this morning, and I spent a good fifteen minutes thinking about stabbing him with a pen.

I... might be a little cranky this week.

shrift, maybe a more formal method of dividing up fridge space, so that you get a special shelf of 'don't touch without permission!' food? (And roommate vice versa.) Also, don't discount the possibility that the food-taker was mistaken about what was on offer because of a misapprehended permission.

Also, and seriously: sometimes very nice people are just freaky about food, as in well-concealed bulimia or other problems likewise.

Oh fuck me. Now there are twitchy children sitting on both sides of me. I hope Disney World is closed when we get to Orlando.

I might be a little cranky this morning.

Also, don't discount the possibility that the food-taker was mistaken about what was on offer because of a misapprehended permission.

Seriously, this is my assumption. I don't think that people are rooting through the refrigerator willy-nilly.

Oh yeah, I actually hadn't thought of that. "Oh, sure -- help yourself to anything!"

Although, I will say, as a guest, I would still confirm: "Can I take this quinoa salad?"

Possibly this is due to growing up in a household where things in the fridge might look like available leftovers, but are actually part of a Master Plan for dinner that I'd better not fuck up.

MMM... I want quinoa salad now!

also! paperwork is signed for my leave to go work for UCLA! Happy!

I don't know why I imagined shrift's future-lunch to be quinoa salad, but maybe it's a Sign!

Yay UCLA!!

Despite having eaten a bowl of cereal the size of my head less than 4 hours ago, I am chomping at the bit to have lunch today. Maybe a Buffalo shrimp wrap & potato wedges from Wings to Go.

paperwork is signed for my leave to go work for UCLA! Happy!

awesome!!!

I love quinoa. Maybe I'll make a quinoa salad tonight! I have the world's most garlic-y hummus for lunch today. It's delicious though and the free product of an extreme flirt I was the object of the other day so I'm happy to have it! Plus delicious little carrots and grape tomatoes and feta and oil-cured black olives. And a red plum!

I admit I weakened and posted a polite correction in the Vampire-People-hater's post about 'plagiarism' because, seriously, that's not a term you should throw about spuriously or stupidly (in his case). Feh.

Thanks. He started REALLY reaching, and then challenged me on the dates in which I moved to LA, ita moved with me, and when ita's job complaints in Michigan started to resonate with me.

So I backed away from the crazyperson. Seriously.

The only thing I ever feel the need to address is charges that I'm lying, or that I've stolen other people's work.

I mean, sure, I'd like to wank the rest. Buffy the Vampire Slayer never won an Emmy. People who worked on the show have won Emmys for work done. But the show itself never got one. I think this is just semantics, but really, he's rooting around for reasons to take me down, and I'm unsure why, exactly.

I'll send a free book to anyone who makes me an awesome 150x150 ad for Whedonesque, BTW. I've been too exhausted to make one, and I really need to get one to Caroline tonight.