Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Callaluna - Aug 14, 2007 8:34:05 am PDT #4587 of 10001

I really am looking forward to the blue wedding pictures.

I'll certainly share.

I ride public transit every day and the successful trips far outnumber the disasters, but I am a little perturbed that fires and floods are following me around Chicago like a skanky, smokey stalker.

and

If I'm meant to be one of the horsemen, then god damn it, I want a guy following me around making clop-clops with coconuts. And a sword. Watery tart optional.

I had forgotten how very funny Shrift is! Thanks for the tremendously amusing mental images.

Callaluna, you know best what's going to work - I hope suggestions aren't stressing you out more.

Not at all. Its so nice to have people to vent to who don't have a bunch of their own emotional baggage about this whole affair.

CallaLuna--does Ross have a, um, large physique?

Nope. Scrawny and wiry.

Jon memorized his vows (which we wrote the day before) and I had to pull a tiny piece of paper from my cleavage to read mine.

Bah! Makes me think of my brother's very non-traditional wedding. The maid of honor (the bride's sister) wore thigh high boots, and when it came time for my SIL to read her vows, she turned to the MOH, who promptly unzipped her boot and removed the folded piece of paper. ;)

So would it be more or less difficult to stage a cat wedding?

Oi.

Also, you wedding people are making me terrified. Mine will be different!

[Hysterical laughter] I'm sure it will dear. Of course, I said the same thing, and I'm still half a step away from being institutionalized.

Hi Sophia and Matt!

Here's how I envision my wedding ceremony: The bride and I each roll down the aisle in our own human-sized hamster balls. Then, at the moment we're pronounced husband and wife, we each climb into the same, larger hamster ball and roll back down the aisle.

There would also be smoke, lasers and strobe lights.

Oh, this is priceless. Where can I get large enough hamster balls?!?!?

Sophia, that's awful! I'm so sorry.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2007 8:34:11 am PDT #4588 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have significant doubt that I'll marry, but if I do, I don't think even my mother's strongest guilt trip could keep me from eloping. Hi, being the center of attention: DO NOT WANT.

Ah, Shrift and I are as one.

Although we cannot share our hypothetical future spouses, because I'm not good at sharing.

I'm going to be in y'all's neck of the woods at the end of September for Folsom Street Fair.

How did I miss this?? SWEET! Vortex is also attempting to beat the universe into place so she can come, and Aimee was making noises about coming, too. I will, of course, be rumbling up in my bike. Need a ride?

JEALOUS. The Boy and I talked about coming to SF for Folsom, but (1) we both needed a vacation sooner than FSF [NEXT WEEK, BABY!!!!]; (2) I loathe crowds, even of kinky people; and (3) The Boy has ADD, and guarantee that I would lose him in the crowd within 3 minutes, even if I had him on a leash, because he would see something shiny and take off like Lee in The Castro.


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 8:37:05 am PDT #4589 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Bah! Makes me think of my brother's very non-traditional wedding. The maid of honor (the bride's sister) wore thigh high boots, and when it came time for my SIL to read her vows, she turned to the MOH, who promptly unzipped her boot and removed the folded piece of paper. ;)

I believe I also, after he finished his memorized vows, and I realized I was going to be the only one reading them, said- in front of family and assorted loved ones to my future husband-"You shit!"


Vortex - Aug 14, 2007 8:39:28 am PDT #4590 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

even if I had him on a leash

well, it's not like anyone would look at you funny.

the universe is conspiring against me for FSF. I have a meeting in LA on the 5th, the plan was to come up for the weekend, do some recruitment in SF on Monday, then fly to LA, do some recruitment there and then go to my meeting on the 5th. Great plan, right? Fly in the ointment is that I've been asked to attend a meeting with the president of the university on the 1st. grrr. I'm hoping he'll be busy (someone else has requested the meeting)


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2007 8:40:29 am PDT #4591 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry about your news Sophia. It's hard when someone you know dies long before their time.


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2007 8:46:11 am PDT #4592 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Here's how I envision my wedding ceremony: The bride and I each roll down the aisle in our own human-sized hamster balls.

I saw a human-sized hamster ball on "Mythbusters", very entertaining.


Megan E. - Aug 14, 2007 9:00:22 am PDT #4593 of 10001

Megan! Are you at work?

Nope. I'm home sick.


NoiseDesign - Aug 14, 2007 9:01:24 am PDT #4594 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I need a lackey.


Glamcookie - Aug 14, 2007 9:01:26 am PDT #4595 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Can I just state for the record that I seriously loathe PowerPoint? I'm preparing slides for an upcoming presentation that I can do off the top of my head without a problem. Trying to "bulletize" it, though, is impossible and frustrating. I want to just do the talk, damn it!


NoiseDesign - Aug 14, 2007 9:02:47 am PDT #4596 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Powerpoint is evil. When I am forced to use presentation software I go with Keynote.