You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Aug 13, 2007 7:55:07 am PDT #4312 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

tommyrot, between that and Karl Rove, I'm positively giddy this morning.

I has a Thai curry.

Except I'm also filled with surly envy of shrift. Our nearest tasty Thai place closed a few months ago and the next nearest Thai place is on the low side of adequate (not that I could afford to go out for lunch right now anyway, so maybe it's for the best that there's no longer any Thai worth going out for).


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2007 7:58:13 am PDT #4313 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool bag.


Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 8:00:01 am PDT #4314 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This handbag is now manufactured with a soft medical grade polyurethane handle.

Lame!


Vortex - Aug 13, 2007 8:00:46 am PDT #4315 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Cool bag.

I love that the name is "peacekeeper"


Cashmere - Aug 13, 2007 8:16:46 am PDT #4316 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Awesome bag.

I have everything except crabmeat with which to make Salmon Oscar. Methinks I'll need to scare up a can tonight so I can make this for dinner.


brenda m - Aug 13, 2007 8:17:51 am PDT #4317 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You people are making my lean cuisine sound less and less appealing. May have to take a trip outside.


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2007 8:28:48 am PDT #4318 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wanna have a Tiki party but don't know what drinks to serve? Here's a shitload: Orchids of Hawaii Bartenders' Guide / Catalog (1981)

Many of the drinks look quite nummy....


Allyson - Aug 13, 2007 8:35:56 am PDT #4319 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

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Hi look!

Someone hates me!

Awesome.


Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 8:39:56 am PDT #4320 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's too bad, because his icon is one of my favorite things.


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2007 8:41:55 am PDT #4321 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't remember if this was posted before...

A useful scientific study: On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

Abstract

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Heh.