They'll pay me to run with scissors.
Well, shit. Here I've been running with scissors for free all these years.
Congratulations!
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Jul 26, 2007 12:02:51 pm PDT #414 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 12:03:47 pm PDT #415 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here I've been running with scissors for free all these years.
It's because of people like you that professional scissors-runners often have a hard time making a living....
Aims - Jul 26, 2007 12:04:15 pm PDT #416 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Here I've been running with scissors for free all these years.
Why buy the milk...
JZ - Jul 26, 2007 12:08:46 pm PDT #417 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hell, if I'd know there was a market for it, I'd've been there in a second. Maybe I should put it on my business cards.
Maybe I should have business cards.
tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 12:09:55 pm PDT #418 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why buy the milk...
Exactly.
What we need is a professional Scissors-Runners Union. With licensing of the Scissors-Runners to limit the supply. Sorta like being a licensed electrician.
Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 12:13:35 pm PDT #419 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe I should have business cards.
You don't have scissors-running cards yet?!?!
JZ - Jul 26, 2007 12:16:56 pm PDT #420 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
You don't have scissors-running cards yet?!?!
I'm still waiting to get my walking and chewing gum cards back from the printers.
tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 12:18:38 pm PDT #421 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm still waiting to get my walking and chewing gum cards back from the printers.
Did you put both of those on one card?
Pix - Jul 26, 2007 12:20:37 pm PDT #422 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Can someone tell me what I should be watching this fall? Or point me to a good overview of new/returning shows? I feel like I have no idea what the heck is going on in TV-land anymore.
I keep hearing about Pushing Daisies, but I'm a little wary since my Dead Like Me love is strong. Will it make me miss George, or will I fall in love with a new George-like world?
JZ - Jul 26, 2007 12:20:56 pm PDT #423 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Did you put both of those on one card?
Pssht! What kind of crazy super-genius could manage to do that?