River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2007 7:22:14 am PDT #3833 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Insent to your gmail, Zen.


amych - Aug 10, 2007 7:22:26 am PDT #3834 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Freecreditreport.com is not that federally sponsored one.

Aside from the fact that they're not actually free, they're also a fairly toxic earworm. Those people have a lot to answer for.


P.M. Marc - Aug 10, 2007 7:25:07 am PDT #3835 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Which has root beer schnapps as one of its ingredients. I didn't know such a thing existed!

It does, and is repulsive. I had a bottle of it for a decade, but finally left it with a friend a couple months ago. I expect he tossed it when he moved back to Montreal.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2007 7:28:22 am PDT #3836 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Irritating morning so far this morning.

And it was irritating before I even got here.

We have some urgent deadlines. Okay. My bit? I did mostly a long time agon, and until you implement it, I can't easily tell what else I have to do. Also, stop trying to push extra work back onto me. It's rude, and you're not right.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2007 7:29:28 am PDT #3837 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Aside from the fact that they're not actually free, they're also a fairly toxic earworm. Those people have a lot to answer for.

I know! Also the federal government is stupid. "Where do I go to get my new free credit report? Oh, annual credit report dot com! Naturally!"


DavidS - Aug 10, 2007 7:30:11 am PDT #3838 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Would this be more of a news story if it was "man bites beheaded snake"? Or "beheaded man bites snake"?

"Man bites beheaded snake" is really just "Man eats lunch, tastes just like chicken."

"Beheaded man bites snake" is worthy of World Weekly News.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2007 7:31:21 am PDT #3839 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aside from the fact that they're not actually free, they're also a fairly toxic earworm. Those people have a lot to answer for.

Seriously. They're almost as bad as the HPV vaccine people. I'm always singing that freaking song.


Zenkitty - Aug 10, 2007 7:34:26 am PDT #3840 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks, DJ! Much obliged.

edited for selpping


juliana - Aug 10, 2007 7:35:50 am PDT #3841 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Cute babies! Yay!

Em, we miss you.

Tep - what are the details of the hanging out with SF peeps? SF peeps would like to know! Also, tell The Boy that I rode into work today, and my baby's purring like a charm. However, my INSANE cat decided to scratch up one side of the visor. Freak.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2007 7:36:05 am PDT #3842 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, here's an awesome answer from Carolyn Hax's online chat at washingtonpost.com:

Slowly aging out of the system...: So I'm a 30-plus single guy confused about what I want out of a partner. I'm young enough to get the hot twenty-something body, but old enough to actually enjoy some common sense and maturity. I date one; I want the other. I get the other, I long for the former. Confused yet? I sure am.

Any guidance on how to balance these competing (and to my mind, completely valid) desires?

Carolyn Hax: SEE THEM AS NOT COMPETING. Physical and internal attractiveness are NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

oh never mind.

Alternate.