Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Aug 10, 2007 6:46:16 am PDT #3805 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Clara!


Callaluna - Aug 10, 2007 6:46:28 am PDT #3806 of 10001

Well, I promise, I'm always super nice to the admins, because I figured out a long time ago that they make our little world go round. I think its a little ridiculous how LITTLE time they give the newbies to acclimate, learning to juggle takes time, you know. But the reason they are so quick to fire is that we had a little incident awhile back, with an admin who was crazy (not in a good way) and they had an extremely difficult time getting rid of her because of all the rules and regulations around such firings. So they now hire people with a pre-determined probationary period, and the understanding that they can fire them for any reason during that probationary period.


sumi - Aug 10, 2007 6:47:38 am PDT #3807 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Amych is right. Sounds a lot like those stories about women who cut off their toes to wear pointy shoes. Classic urban legend material

More work for the Winchesters?


Callaluna - Aug 10, 2007 6:47:51 am PDT #3808 of 10001

I must do some actual work now. I've done next to nothing so far today, and the guilt is setting in. Bye, and happy Friday!


Emily - Aug 10, 2007 6:53:31 am PDT #3809 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Any tips for getting ink off your fingers? Got fingerprinted this morning and still have a black thumb. All the other fingers are clean, but for some reason that thumb won't let go of the ink.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2007 6:54:51 am PDT #3810 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Orlando Bloom looks just like Holly Hunter: [link]


beekaytee - Aug 10, 2007 6:57:57 am PDT #3811 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Emily, hairspray is the magic ink dissolver. Spray some on and sloosh it around, then rinse. Should take it right off.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2007 6:59:12 am PDT #3812 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Orlando Bloom looks just like Holly Hunter

Dang. Leonardo and Matt make for plausable women too. Hugh Laurie? NSM.


flea - Aug 10, 2007 6:59:55 am PDT #3813 of 10001
information libertarian

His hed is pasteded on yay? Or did he grow breasts?

I am hating what I am doing right now, which is wrestling some shelves - expensive wood shelves - which do not quite fit together right. I can't smash them with tools, 'cause expensive, and I am not strong enough to wrestle well. It's really hard. Wah.


Emily - Aug 10, 2007 7:03:17 am PDT #3814 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Emily, hairspray is the magic ink dissolver. Spray some on and sloosh it around, then rinse. Should take it right off.

Excellent. Thank you!

Coffee shop workers arguing with customer about global warming. "You're not mad at us, are you? Cause I'll take you out."

Oughta go try and reach the high school people again.