No, I did not swallow it.
Gimme some milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Aug 09, 2007 8:48:07 pm PDT #3726 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 8:49:37 pm PDT #3727 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, megan, dentist~ma! That's just disconcerting to find bits of your body laying about.
megan walker - Aug 09, 2007 8:53:00 pm PDT #3728 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
That's just disconcerting to find bits of your body laying about.Especially when I'm flying to Minneapolis for my brother's wedding next week.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 8:54:27 pm PDT #3729 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Especially when I'm flying to Minneapolis for my brother's wedding next week.
Aww, that's nothing. Ginger chipped her front tooth in the middle of a F2F. And got clawed up by a cat.
megan walker - Aug 09, 2007 8:57:27 pm PDT #3730 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Well, it's not so much chipped as cracked in half, but at least no cats were involved.
Cashmere - Aug 09, 2007 9:01:54 pm PDT #3731 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ouch, megan! Much dentist~ma for you.
Okay, that's hysterical! But what's even better? The comments. There are several very offended commenters. BWAH!
Oh I know. Satire, people, SATIRE! It's like Jonathan Swift all over again!
So. Funny! But it's why we didn't take the kids out too often wearing this t-shirt. It just fits Liv now, so I need to get some pictures of her in it. They must have started the "Don't Shake Me" campaign between my two kids because we didn't get ANY info on shaking babies with Owen but got a video and a "Love Me, Don't Shake Me" bib in the hospital with Olivia--and they had big signs saying "Don't Shake the Babies" everywhere.
Me and Lori gave Grace a bath and changed her sheets tonight and she was SO ANGRY at us. But then she was all happy that she was in fresh sheets and soft comfy swaddling.
I love going to bed after a bath with clean sheets.
I took to bed as soon as DH got home at 7:30. He put the kids to bed at 8:30 and I slept until he came to bed at 1. Now I am AWAKE. I've had chips and queso with some Diet 7-Up and I have a sleeping cat beside me. Of course everyone else is probably asleep.
We're still having Satan's Armpit Weather.
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 9:07:01 pm PDT #3732 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
megan! Please stop leaving bits of your dentition behind you!
Why are these rules so hard to follow???
megan, keep your teeth in your head! Cass, stop bumping into things. S, STOP FALLING DOWN!
I'ma have to flip out like a mammal.
Cass - Aug 09, 2007 9:24:43 pm PDT #3733 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Cass, stop bumping into things.I really do try.
It's just that I have a really unhealthy, and frankly abusive, relationship with my futon. And most anything else with sharp corners or mass.
P.M. Marc - Aug 09, 2007 9:34:30 pm PDT #3734 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 9:49:44 pm PDT #3735 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG, Boo is SO BIG, and I still haven't met her. Must. Get. To. Seattle. Some. Day.