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§ ita § - Aug 08, 2007 6:20:06 pm PDT #3498 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To be honest, I'm not looking forward to standing up, but my family should be landing in an hour or so and I'll have to be all vertical for them.

Hmmph. I guess I'll tell them where I spent the last two days, but I don't want to be hovered over. My timing sucks.

javachik - Aug 08, 2007 6:24:00 pm PDT #3499 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

ita, so relieved you're out. And what JZ said about the plasma; next time yank it. That set up sounds right hot for a hospital. But, still, hospitals suck.

Emily. I am bummed that I didn't get to see you before you left. But I am soooooper excited that you're someplace where job offers aren't so evasive.

Emily - Aug 08, 2007 6:31:44 pm PDT #3500 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Thanks, folks. I have to be honest, I'm still torn about whether I should call them and turn them down tomorrow. It'd be teaching a) 4 preps and b) advanced classes in AutoCAD and the like.

Anyway, I'm off to check email and go to bed. Yay, Jilli! And ita!

Allyson - Aug 08, 2007 7:14:19 pm PDT #3501 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Should I send you a little pack of invites, ita?

I just broke up my keyboard, washed the keys, and set them on the counter to dry. It was a weirdly sad experience.

javachik - Aug 08, 2007 7:35:19 pm PDT #3502 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

I read that as you broke up with your keyboard. I wondered if it cheated on you or something.

§ ita § - Aug 08, 2007 8:03:47 pm PDT #3503 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah, fuck. Laptop refuses to work, just as soon as guests are supposed to start staying over, and the Pepto Bismol I took to calm my stomach has artificial sweetening...and it's not like I could puke it up before the migraine started.

Why are things this inane?

DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 8:06:23 pm PDT #3504 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why are things this inane?

I. don't. know.

Do you want to see a really cool Tony Jaa fight scene though?

§ ita § - Aug 08, 2007 8:16:41 pm PDT #3505 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not right now. Right now I have to go through my work emails and see why everyone thinks I'm working this weekend. Hopefully I can get that out of the way before family shows up.

ChiKat - Aug 08, 2007 8:22:57 pm PDT #3506 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It'd be teaching a) 4 preps and b) advanced classes in AutoCAD and the like.

Wow. FOUR preps? That's a lot. As for the AutoCAD classes, I'd be totally stumped, but I'm not a mathy person.

DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 8:25:45 pm PDT #3507 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not right now.

Okay - I'll hold off on the link for the sweet capoeira bout.

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