Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:27:48 pm PDT #3446 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A blog kerfuffle bot [link]

Heh.

BlogWarBot: I'm BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: No, I'm a tree-hugger.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself a tree-hugger?
Guest: Yes.
BlogWarBot: You seem awfully positive. Did you read Rand as a child?
Guest: No.
BlogWarBot: That's the problem with people like you. You're never constructive about anything.
Guest: I know.
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Guest: You are so right.
BlogWarBot: Do you sometimes wish you were so right?
Guest: No. I don't know anything.
BlogWarBot: I'm sure you've oppressed a woman into know anythinging for you.


Jesse - Aug 08, 2007 12:29:10 pm PDT #3447 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, why is it that the tornado was in Brooklyn, but people in Queens will still have a hell of a time trying to get home tonight? [link]

What happened in NYC today? Some sort of large storm I take it?

It was seriously just two inches of rain about 7 this morning, but it completely fucked up all public transit.


Laura - Aug 08, 2007 12:32:31 pm PDT #3448 of 10001
This too shall pass.

Thankfully, everyone here understands here but it always throws people when we are back in the US.

Wouldn't throw people in S. Florida. I find the mixed language thing fun. A lot of parents don't want their kids speaking anything other than English. They go through this big effort to not teach their children Spanish/Creole/Whatever. Like the kids aren't going to pick it up from all the adults around them.


DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 12:40:36 pm PDT #3449 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hooray, we survived the Stormpocalypse!

I rate that baby Awesome!


Stephanie - Aug 08, 2007 12:54:23 pm PDT #3450 of 10001
Trust my rage

Wouldn't throw people in S. Florida.

Actually, as I was typing, I was thinking, 'well, except when we go to Florida"


msbelle - Aug 08, 2007 1:24:22 pm PDT #3451 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am so glad I did not go in today.


bon bon - Aug 08, 2007 1:27:52 pm PDT #3452 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Assuming it is static, an amusing photo on the NYT website right now: [link]


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 1:32:24 pm PDT #3453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um...

The Piss-Screen is a pressure-sensitive inlay for urinals, to play a game with your pee. The game is displayed on a screen above the urinal. We teamed up with bars across Frankfurt, and installed the Piss-Screen in the men's restrooms. We designed a driving game in the style of Need for Speed with the clue that people would have a terrible crash into the oncoming-traffic if their reaction was too slow. After the crash we placed the message: "Too pissed to drive? Take a Taxi instead! Call: 069-733030"

[link]


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 1:43:53 pm PDT #3454 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Kate Hudson: Men Are Primal (Interview)

On her outlook on men:
“As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous. When people ask, ‘Do you believe in monogamy?’ Well, of course that’s what you want. But part of what I love about men is that it’s hard for them to be monogamous. Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa.”

Well, um... huh.

eta: Also, WTF is a "primal being"? One who's id only?


juliana - Aug 08, 2007 1:54:10 pm PDT #3455 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also, WTF is a "primal being"? One who's id only?

Animal! "WOMAN! WOOOOMAAAAAN!!!!" I know what her ex looks like - I think Animal'd be a better deal.