I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 5:29:48 pm PDT #3228 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No B, sadly. I was just on the phone with him when my IV slipped out and I started squirting blood all over everything, so I haven't even had a chance to get a daily fix.

Yup. Still here. And no discharge instructions, so here through tomorrow morning at least, unless I leave AMA.

My pain is down from the 9.5 to brought me in to about a 7.5. My normal goal is to get it below 5 before leaving, or 6 if I'm having a drug-induced panic attack.

Now I'm just grumpy, wearing yesterday's clothes now blood-spotted, and haven't been able to sleep despite the dopey drugs, and itching like a mo fo. Which is terribly unfair when you consider the amount of Benadryl I was on before the itching even started.

I think I officially have a dilaudid tolerance. Because of the itching they're alternating it with something...with something pink. Maybe that will help the efficacy.


DavidS - Aug 07, 2007 5:34:58 pm PDT #3229 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's a pink junta thing, right?


Kat - Aug 07, 2007 5:43:25 pm PDT #3230 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Fucking hell, ita. Where are you? I'm feeding Noah then bundling him up with some clothes for you. I'm not remotely a substitute for B, but you should at least have fresh clothes and a toothbrush.


DavidS - Aug 07, 2007 5:45:23 pm PDT #3231 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita, when you're blood splattered I prefer it be from your sparring partner.

Matilda has successfully transmitted her cold to JZ and I.

I don't get colds that often anymore because Emmett gave me everything local between his first and third years. But I must've missed this one.

Just an annoying, snuffling, sneezy head cold. Feh.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 5:50:18 pm PDT #3232 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But who has a key to ita's place?


Kat - Aug 07, 2007 5:52:56 pm PDT #3233 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

doesn't matter, paperdol. I will go and get uncool yet fun pjs from target and a toothbrush. But only if she tells us where she is.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 5:54:09 pm PDT #3234 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Email B!


Kat - Aug 07, 2007 5:54:26 pm PDT #3235 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

don't have his email.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 5:59:24 pm PDT #3236 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

insent!

fresh jammies and toothbrush to the rescue!

And Noah is an expert on hospitals, so he can tell the staff what's the what.


ChiKat - Aug 07, 2007 6:05:57 pm PDT #3237 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The listen live thingy for paperdol is down! Boo!!!!