Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2007 11:40:35 am PDT #3136 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Okay, since nobody else did, I have to ask how that worked...

Oh, a couple years ago I stayed in the Hollywood Roosevelt's haunted room and had a few minor things happen. Nothing that would impress Tobe Hooper, but until that point I'd never encountered anything of a supernatural nature that affected the physical environment at all, nor anything that couldn't be chalked up to hallucination or other tricks of the mind.

Another standout to me was the first bed-and-breakfast I ever stayed at, Etta's Place in Ft. Worth. Nice comfy rooms with lots of light, amazingly good breakfasts, and a library that most of this crowd would have wanted to move into.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 11:41:37 am PDT #3137 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, dear god. First they sent me the head nurse, and then they sent me a psychiatrist.

This is becoming more and more ridiculous.


Trudy Booth - Aug 07, 2007 11:44:11 am PDT #3138 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita... did you threaten to kill someone with your pinky?

(All jokes aside, it sounds like they're really scrambling. ugh.)


Vortex - Aug 07, 2007 11:44:15 am PDT #3139 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Eating out is another big downfall for us. We're trying to be better about it, but there are still far too many nights where I get home from work and say "No, I don't want to cook."

see, that's what kills me. I like to cook. I probably make a full meal 4-5 times a week. I don't eat out because I don't want to cook, I eat out for the social factor. And I have that certain sector of six figure lawyer friends that like to go to expensive restaurants (sparky feels me on this). I like to go there too, I just shouldn't :)


Liese S. - Aug 07, 2007 11:45:04 am PDT #3140 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Good heavens, ita. Did anyone tell them they're Not Helping!


Atropa - Aug 07, 2007 11:47:14 am PDT #3141 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ita, I am so sorry you're having to put up with all of this nonsense.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 11:50:56 am PDT #3142 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Just spent fifteen minutes being asked if pedophiles ever hit on me, why i spend all day and night sitting in a chair posting on teh net, and if any pervs ever contact me to ask if it's okay to stick a stake in one of my orafices.

I tried really, really, hard to play along. Now I feel like a jackass.


Atropa - Aug 07, 2007 11:51:16 am PDT #3143 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

blinks

Okay, the Yahoo profile thing is getting zany. I just got email from a lady who likes to make crocheted Victorian-style accessories, like lace gloves and little purses. She's offering to make me some trinkets because she likes my writing.

This is after I got a book in the mail from Immanion Press to review. (I'm about halfway through it, and really like it so far.)

People! Telling me nice things about my writing and offering me shiny things! Someone tell me I'm not dreaming, okay?


Sparky1 - Aug 07, 2007 11:53:56 am PDT #3144 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

sparky feels me on this

Yes, yes I do. Perhaps we need to start a cheap-eats-good-food club that meets once a month for the under-paid academic set.

Someone tell me I'm not dreaming, okay?

Not dreaming. Deserving!


bon bon - Aug 07, 2007 11:56:43 am PDT #3145 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Just spent fifteen minutes being asked if pedophiles ever hit on me, why i spend all day and night sitting in a chair posting on teh net, and if any pervs ever contact me to ask if it's okay to stick a stake in one of my orafices.

Who was this?!