We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jul 26, 2007 7:05:04 am PDT #288 of 10001

I'd say so. Man, that might make me leery.


Kat - Jul 26, 2007 7:06:11 am PDT #289 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Pants should be fine, Dana.


Dana - Jul 26, 2007 7:06:34 am PDT #290 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It is a nice Starbucks. Ironically, I've had a job interview there before.

I suspect the reason is because the person interviewing me is out at a client site, and many of those big companies are located out by the airport.

But I still really want to wear pants.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2007 7:08:25 am PDT #291 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wear pants.

I know what's wrong with my toner question. I don't use toner. It's two cleansers, one soap, one dabbed with a cotton ball. Mask between those two, or after?


shrift - Jul 26, 2007 7:14:07 am PDT #292 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It is a nice Starbucks. Ironically, I've had a job interview there before.

Pants are fine. Also, dude, you have to do interviews at Starbucks? That just shouldn't be allowed unless you're applying to Starbucks, man.


Dana - Jul 26, 2007 7:15:01 am PDT #293 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And I just had a call with another recruiter, whose accent was so thick I could barely understand him. I hate that. It always makes me feel like an idiot.


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 7:27:45 am PDT #294 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

LOLCats Bible: [link]

In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. Invisible Earth wuz invisible. Invisible Man say, "I can has light." Gots light.

eta:

Teh heavenz n' the Earth wur done. Invisible Man finish on day seven. He rest: Caturday! Invisible Man make Caturday holy 'cuz he now work.


Pix - Jul 26, 2007 7:28:20 am PDT #295 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Happy Birthday, Kat. May this year bring unexpected joys and new hope.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2007 7:28:32 am PDT #296 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I hate that, too. I think it's why our accountant just walked over here to tell me something -- he's been here (in this job!) almost 30 years, but his accent is still super heavy. His english is perfect, just hard to hear.


shrift - Jul 26, 2007 7:30:59 am PDT #297 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Invisible Man tell man, "ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai aminulz".