Silly!
So, my boss just jokingly said I should take the rest of the summer off. I KNOW I TOTALLY SHOULD. Crap.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 06, 2007 10:29:54 am PDT #2781 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - Aug 06, 2007 10:31:11 am PDT #2782 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Because I have lost all motivation to do anything but watch clips on YouTube, and it is ALL SHRIFT'S FAULT.
I'd feel terribly guilty, except for how I'm too busy drooling and making Paul Gross arms in my cubical every five minutes.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 10:37:08 am PDT #2783 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, my boss just jokingly said I should take the rest of the summer off.
Pretend you don't know he was joking and go home for the next month.
Atropa - Aug 06, 2007 10:39:03 am PDT #2784 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd feel terribly guilty, except for how I'm too busy drooling and making Paul Gross arms in my cubical every five minutes.
Yes, exactly!
msbelle - Aug 06, 2007 10:39:40 am PDT #2785 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I had a small digital pic, but I embiggened it to get my simpson-self.
ION - why are people trying to talk to me today?!?! Seriously like in stores and on the street and shit. damn. I swear I look as anti-social as normal. if anything today I have extra-bitter face. I had to shake my head and walk away from this guy while mumbling SERIOUSLY!!!
Lee - Aug 06, 2007 10:42:44 am PDT #2786 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ION - why are people trying to talk to me today?!?!
Seriously. I even have my door shut and yet, people keep coming in and talking to me.
Jesse - Aug 06, 2007 10:45:37 am PDT #2787 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had a small digital pic, but I embiggened it to get my simpson-self.
Interesante.
damn. I swear I look as anti-social as normal. if anything today I have extra-bitter face.
Heh.
Pretend you don't know he was joking and go home for the next month.
God, that would be so awesome. Alas, I have work to do. I'm not actually doing it, of course, but it's there....
Cashmere - Aug 06, 2007 10:48:46 am PDT #2788 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm facing social awkwardness tonight. DH has a perfectly nice former co-worker whose wife is less than nice. She forced him to take another job and move away to her home town and they're back visiting.
Whenever they visit, they email their old group of friends expecting someone to step up and organize a gathering. Only, people don't respond because they don't like the wife.
Because of DH's continuing friendship with ex-co-worker, we felt compelled to respond. We're the only ones. Now I'm trapped into eating dinner with a rather cold, snooty woman who doesn't like me or my kids.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 06, 2007 10:49:01 am PDT #2789 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jilli, I still think "Friends Don't Let Friends Dress Like The Crow" is the single best tagline I've ever read on the internet.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2007 10:52:23 am PDT #2790 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
I may have to apologize to Pete today, because I think I just broke his wife.
Feel free to start.
So, class, wanna share what debauchery has been found on YouTube?