Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Jul 25, 2007 8:00:09 pm PDT #252 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

That's what I thought. I called bullshit but was curious.

ETA:This was to pd. Before I saw bobbi's post. So interesting.


Hil R. - Jul 25, 2007 8:23:08 pm PDT #253 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yep. Drop of blood is required. Mikveh is required. And mikveh is naked, and for conversion, there's generally someone there to witness it. (Actually, even for none-conversion uses, there's a mikveh attendent who makes sure that you get totally underwater and checks to make sure you're clean enough to go in -- there's not supposed to be any barrier between your skin and the water, so you take a shower first, and remove contacts and nail polish and jewelry and everything, and clean out under your fingernails, and all kinds of little things like getting rid of loose scabs.)

Also, there's no bar/bat mitzvah required for conversion. The bar/bat mitzvah ceremony and party as we know it now is a fairly recent innovation -- as soon as a boy turns 13 or a girl turns 12, he or she is considered a bar/bat mitzvah (son/daughter of the commandments). The ceremony is to commemorate this, not to actually cause it. Any adult convert is already considered to have bar/bat mitzvah status simply by being an adult Jew. Lots of synagogues will have a special bar/bat mitzvah-type service for converts, but it's not required.


billytea - Jul 25, 2007 9:04:31 pm PDT #254 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Profitability experts say wireless and banking companies routinely discover that 100% or more of their profits are attributable to just 30% of their customers.

This would work if the other 70% were loss-making for the company on a net basis. Like, "Our profits were $55 last year with ten clients. These three were worth $30 each, but these seven, each of them cost $45 to service and they only paid $40 each. They suck."


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2007 11:07:12 pm PDT #255 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.

Well sure, he can't catch their souls if he's all the way out in the hall when they die!


Stephanie - Jul 26, 2007 1:10:47 am PDT #256 of 10001
Trust my rage

I also don't think that blood doping should be considered doping (although if it's cheating, it's cheating, as ita says). But that's a whole long bodies and boundaries thing and, again, finals week.

I heard NPR call it an illegal blood transfusion, which is, I think, more accurate. Still bad, but accurate.

Hope finals week passes quickly!


Jessica - Jul 26, 2007 1:45:38 am PDT #257 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't even know where to begin with this question. My friend told me that if you are converting to Judaism, and you are already circumcised you still need to provide a drop of blood from that area. Do you really have to get naked to convert?

DH had to do this -- he was raised Jewish, but his mother is Catholic, so he had to officially "convert" before he could have a Bar Mitzvah.

Unfortunately for his 13 year-old pride, when he told his social studies class about it (some kind of cultural sharing presentation), he reassured his fellow males that it wasn't a painful procedure by saying "Don't worry, it's just a small prick."


Nilly - Jul 26, 2007 3:24:37 am PDT #258 of 10001
Swouncing

Skippity and poking head to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Kat's birthday.

Kat, you've already posted in this thread that it's not going to be an easy day, today. But I hope it will mark the beginning of a year that will show mostly improvements, each day at a time, but still.

Lots of love and thoughts (and prayers) for you and your family. Not just today. Everyday.


Cashmere - Jul 26, 2007 3:49:58 am PDT #259 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, Kat! Procedure~ma for Grace and Noah. And what Nilly said.


Theodosia - Jul 26, 2007 3:56:59 am PDT #260 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm with Matt -- the hospice cat is clearly in it for the soul-catching.

:: eyes suspiciously household cats who sleep on my bed ::


Fred Pete - Jul 26, 2007 4:16:56 am PDT #261 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Kat! And all best wishes for Grace and Noah.

Re hospice cat: Teddy became devoted to his grandma (Hubs's mother) while she was living with us, and he visited her regularly after she moved out. Several weeks before she died (in 2000), we took him down for an extended visit. Then he started avoiding her for the last few days before she died. We took him home on Wednesday, and she died Thursday afternoon.

So I agree that cats have some way to sense such things.