It's because you didn't have a strong father figure isn't it?

Joyce ,'Chosen'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2007 3:28:09 pm PDT #222 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

29000 sex offenders have MySpace profiles. Big number.


Allyson - Jul 25, 2007 3:33:32 pm PDT #223 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

29000 sex offenders have MySpace profiles.

See, if you read my book, you'd know that MySpace is the armpit of the internet.


Lee - Jul 25, 2007 3:40:40 pm PDT #224 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Kat, I am way late on this, but I am so sorry about Grace and Noah. I hope things ease up a little soon.


Cashmere - Jul 25, 2007 4:20:13 pm PDT #225 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cate Blanchett fans should watch her new Elizabeth movie.

Is it going to be...you know, historically accurate? If not, no.


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2007 5:02:16 pm PDT #226 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She is going to be naked, though.

Paperdol, my armpit has no sex offenders.

Since last I wrote I have had approx. 1 million comments on the corset. Only one risqué, so that's a blessing.


Jesse - Jul 25, 2007 5:05:38 pm PDT #227 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is why I don't wear my lace dress that often. It's not inappropriate, but it's a little much.


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2007 5:12:05 pm PDT #228 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I swear, I've worn it before and no one said anything. The big difference is that then I was wearing pouffy multi-layered skirts and pretty blouses. Today it's a pretty shapeless tank dress, so it's all about the corset.

But if a guy took a look at me today and complimented me on my shoes (black mary janes with red chinese dragons) I'd do him there and then.


DavidS - Jul 25, 2007 5:41:45 pm PDT #229 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In baseball, one of the potential issues which hasn't happened yet is elective surgery.

There's a corrective surgery known commonly as Tommy John surgery (after the pitcher who first received it) where you use ligaments from the leg to repair ligaments in the elbow. Because they're stronger ligaments you can actually come out throwing harder than you did before. Roger Clemens had that surgery early in his career.

So far nobody has done it electively, but it's a possibility. At some point, somebody will.

Tour de France is now officially more fucked up than Barry Bonds home run record.

I think there will be a time when people just have to create an Unlimited Doping Category for sports. Because the lines are so porous. One of the big advantages in baseball for steroids doesn't have to do with strength but with quicker recovery from strain and injury. It feels harder to argue against that element.


Emily - Jul 25, 2007 5:47:24 pm PDT #230 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I am feeling quite pathetic and useless at the moment. How am I going to pack all this? And once it's packed, how am I going to get it downstairs? Feeling very sorry for myself and so so missing having an organizing supergenius like, say, vw.


ChiKat - Jul 25, 2007 5:51:09 pm PDT #231 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Emily, I hate packing, so I feel your pain. Do one area at a time and you'll work your way through it. Now, the getting it downstairs thing? Friends to help you load your car?