Someone who doesn't think ann coulter is Satan's bridesmaid, not only because they don't think she's evil, but also because there is no Satan.
Or you know, Ayn Rand seems like a conservative atheist.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Aug 01, 2007 11:15:08 am PDT #1617 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
lisah - Aug 01, 2007 11:16:37 am PDT #1618 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Tell me the last thing that made you smile?
Just getting all my cat care ducks in a row for next week when I'll be in Vegas. (And not having to board the diabetic kitty because my friends are awesome about giving him his shots!)
JZ - Aug 01, 2007 11:18:53 am PDT #1619 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Please stop talking about people who like Ann Coulter. It makes my heart hurt.
Tell me the last thing that made you smile?
Matilda shifting from groggy to fully awake, seeing my face, breaking into a huge smile, and grabbing my cheeks so she could pull my face down and eat it with glee this morning at a little after 7.
I've smiled some "Hi, hello, how are you?" smiles at work since then, but those are all polite social smiles. The baby-eating-my-face smile was the real thing.
§ ita § - Aug 01, 2007 11:18:58 am PDT #1620 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It would have to be magic sex with no touching. And I would not be required to do anything.
People in my meeting, the projector thinks it's a second monitor. But why listen to me? Let's just stare at irrelevant menus for a bit.
Amy - Aug 01, 2007 11:19:31 am PDT #1621 of 10001
Because books.
Tell me the last thing that made you smile?
Sara leading Lucy (the dog) around the house on a leash. That and finding Oreo Cookie ice cream in the freezer.
Okay, that part actually made me squeal in delight.
tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 11:20:45 am PDT #1622 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Please stop talking about people who like Ann Coulter. It makes my heart hurt.
You probably don't want to read their review of Ann's book, Godless, then....
§ ita § - Aug 01, 2007 11:21:49 am PDT #1623 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My last smile, last sincere smile, was probably watching Eureka at lunch and thinking that I might get to see Colin soon.
There have been work smiles since, but they don't count.
Jesse - Aug 01, 2007 11:23:40 am PDT #1624 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just had a sincere smile about trying to guess what race people are by their names. Don't ask.
erikaj - Aug 01, 2007 11:25:48 am PDT #1625 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
ew...Coultergeist cooties. Personally, for her book, how about "Shameless"? Maybe that's just me. Although she has been Worst Person an awful lot... not as much as Billo, but she has the will to win.
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 11:26:01 am PDT #1626 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Tell me the last thing that made you smile?
In a good way? Talking to a dj who works in my building about going to see his reggae band play this month.
In an evil way? Email round robin tearing someone a new asshole.