This could be one of those disturbing "ita's links," except it's from me. Bizarre, disturbing sex toy: [link] Not worksafe.
It's for foot fetishists and it's called the Pussy Foot. (Whitefont because possibly even the name is disturbing.)
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 4:49:41 pm PDT #1454 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 4:56:16 pm PDT #1455 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jul 31, 2007 4:57:14 pm PDT #1456 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, that is so grody. The sex toy, not the movie poster.
tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 5:05:30 pm PDT #1457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The LOLCat of death: [link]
§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 5:27:06 pm PDT #1458 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, that link made me yell out loud.
Damn you, tommy. That's so out of my league.
Vortex - Jul 31, 2007 5:29:45 pm PDT #1459 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Please don't feel the need to try to top it.
Lee - Jul 31, 2007 5:31:09 pm PDT #1460 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Please don't feel the need to try to top it.
Seriously.
Cashmere - Jul 31, 2007 5:47:51 pm PDT #1461 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
::shudder::
LOL Death Cat is hilarious. In a dark and oh-so-wrong way.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 31, 2007 5:56:18 pm PDT #1462 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Goodbye Kitty made me sputter the cheese I was eating.
Kat - Jul 31, 2007 6:01:30 pm PDT #1463 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So predictable, yet still funny.
My mom sent me this link: [link] which makes me want to learn flash