a type of xenophyophore, a single-cell animal the size of a grapefruit that had previously been found only in the deepest part of mid-Atlantic.
Uh, hello? Sloths should not be as big as elephants (still freaking out over here), and single cell should not be bigger than a ping pong ball.
Rubbery is not generally a texture issue for me. Mushy is much worse.
I missed the elephant sized sloth. Will someone link me?
Megatherium, the giant sloth.
Me and fonebone had a talk:
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FWIW, I've been told that the prime predictor of the taste/texture of cephalopod is how fresh it is. I had lunchtime squid tacos in Baja that had been swimming around that morning (it was a fishing village, after all) that were definitely Teh Yum.
This:
Technology is bullshit. The invention of the wheel didn’t make people better. It made assholes go faster.
is hereby my most favorite paperdol-ism EVAH!
Me, too, Aimee! That made me snort my iced coffee.
thanks for the lunch answers. i went with baked spaghetti from Fazoli's. meh. i really should start packing a lunch.
Aimee, that's my favorite line too!
paperdol, you give good interview.