The closeup on the whittling was okay. But in the longshot the slivers were flying. A whittler would have been able to put them into the trashcan without any effort at all.
I can haz pretty red and green pillar candles? Madge and hubby won't be needing them...
Man, they SO totally re-read American Gods before this.
ARGH! FINGERNAIL!
Those are shiny candles.
Where are we at in the torture?
"You fudging touch me again and I'll fudging kill you."
eta: not in answer to Cass
AWESIM,. I am typing blind for this.
Shoulda had a fake tree, people!
That would not be in the spirit of the holiday, Plei.