Honey, I think you're just going to have to come to term with the fact that JA's lashes are just that thick, and shadow his lids like eyeliner.
Oh no no no, Dean has very specific glam emo eyeliner for his most emo moments. I have documented evidence.
(I always liked Han Solo better...)
Ava! Andy! Awww...
Oh, Andy. "Gay porn! All hours of the day!"
Oh, the spooky kid! I had forgotten about her.
Okay if I had seen a little girl disappear in a window like that, no way would I have walked over there
Oh, swing that poker, Sammy...
Maybe he was on the golf team in HS?
But Jake is a *soldier*. Did you feel the anvil hit you?
S2 on DVD commercial!