I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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tommyrot - Feb 16, 2009 4:41:15 pm PST #9994 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Army of the Underground Proctologist from Yesterday

Hmmmm....


Jessica - Feb 16, 2009 4:43:04 pm PST #9995 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I've just given up halfway through How To Lose Friends And Alienate People (DH is still watching because he needs to for his DVD column this week). It's a shame, because I like the cast, but it's really terrible.

However, I would like to point out that Simon Pegg's landlady when his character moves to New York? Is also Alphi's landlady from The Apple! And playing pretty much the exact same character.  Possibly in the same outfit. So at least one actor from that movie went on to work again! Good for her!


beekaytee - Feb 16, 2009 5:47:54 pm PST #9996 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Nice one Juliebird! Waaaaay better than the original trailer. That's for sure.


Juliebird - Feb 16, 2009 5:56:25 pm PST #9997 of 10000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

weeee! I'm uploading a teaser trailer as I type. Once the bug hit and I began building a library to work from, I realized how ripe the movie is for trailers, got at least four or five angles left to work. So many good lines and imagery. And, really, the soundtrack is 50% golden, I've discovered (and I can't believe how many sites wanted me to pay to pirate music, the audacity!)

I also realized how very fake the hawk is that gets shot, which is funny and also a relief.

FYI, trailer is spoiler-free, if anyone wants to hook a newbie in.

teaser: [link] (a bit more rough and tumble, editing-wise)


Juliebird - Feb 16, 2009 6:14:22 pm PST #9998 of 10000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

just checked out the one trailer I could find ( [link] ) c'mon, it's not that bad! Wicked cheesy, true (mostly the voice-over. No sexy Movie Trailer Guy there. Sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend who sounded like D'Argo so I could create shortcuts to my trailers), but there's some good moments... erm...


Ailleann - Feb 16, 2009 6:29:07 pm PST #9999 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I'm going to try to numberslut by saying that I think the new Wolverine movie may be potentially the slashiest thing I will ever have the privilege of seeing.

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Lee - Feb 16, 2009 6:30:32 pm PST #10000 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

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I tried to see Coraline today, but it was sold out. That was sad, but also made me happy that it is doing so well.


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