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Buffy ,'Showtime'


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Typo Boy - Feb 03, 2009 11:23:30 am PST #9802 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

10 Cinematic Clichés That Must Die!

About half of these are not cliches but complaint that certain groups (like Christians) are not treated as saints 100% of the time. I see plenty of portrayals of heroic military and ex-military. So we should never have villains be military or ex-military. Especially if a villain is an effective villain, is able to successfully use violence, the military is one plausible place for them to pick up those skills. As would be the police force. I think back in the late seventies and early eighties there might have been reason for complaint that most portrayals of military people were as pyschotic killers. But from that point forward, I would bet that heroic military/ex-military outnumber military villains by three to one.


Beverly - Feb 03, 2009 11:26:59 am PST #9803 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Okay, granted, Bale was over the top, and it's a regrettable lapse in manners and decorum among mature adults.

However. The level of intensity--the f-word aside--is no different than encounters in every workplace, or at least the majority, from time to time. I've had rants from my parents--and given them to my children--at about that level of frustration and on-my-last-nerve. I've certainly had words at other drivers, complete with the f-word, at that level or higher. I don't think this is a singular enough occurance to merit the shocked and scandalized reaction. Or maybe I'm just a thick-hided old veteran of vocal wars.

I still say, unless this escalated to the physical, it's not especially noteworthy, and redeemable by a sincere apology and no recurrance.


Typo Boy - Feb 03, 2009 11:32:55 am PST #9804 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Ah, the site is "Big Hollywood" devoted to the idea that Hollywood is a land of left wing extremism where conservatives are subject to reverse McCarthyism. And Michael Moore is fat!


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2009 11:37:16 am PST #9805 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Christian Bale's Letter Of Apology

To Shane Hurlbut, and to my fans,

I'm so fucking sorry that I lost control on the fucking set of Terminator Salvation. It was so fucking inappropriate. I could try and make some kind of excuse, about the stress of carrying the success of a major franchise on your shoulders, or the mental intensity of an actor in the middle of an emotionally powerful scene, but I won't patronize you. We both know that I could do this fucking job with my fucking eyes fucking closed. And this is a fucking Terminator movie. There are no emotionally powerful scenes.

As you may remember during my tirade, I asked Mr. Hurlbut if he was a professional. I wish I had had the temperament to ask myself that question in that moment. Are you a professional or not, Christian Bale? I would have said. To myself. A professional does not do what I did to Mr. Hurlbut on that day. A professional sits in his trailer and rubs cocaine on his dick, alone.

I know that these revelations have fucking shocked many of my fans, and I'm so fucking sorry. I want to kick my own fucking ass. NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP. Da de da de da, what don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idear about how fucking sorry I fucking am?

Fuck you,
Chrissy B.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2009 11:41:32 am PST #9806 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anyone who [...] works in a traditionally male role, like a cop, fireman, cowboy is revealed to be a drunk, wife beater, or criminal.

For real? How to explain cop and cowboy movies?


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2009 11:43:36 am PST #9807 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The level of intensity--the f-word aside--is no different than encounters in every workplace, or at least the majority, from time to time.

I evidently haven't worked in the typical workplace, because I've never heard anything like that in one.


lisah - Feb 03, 2009 11:46:39 am PST #9808 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

I evidently haven't worked in the typical workplace, because I've never heard anything like that in one.

I've heard it in a workplace where the owners were abusive to some employees. They never dared speak like that to me, I would have walked out of the office. They were fired after the company was purchased by another large company (not for the abusive language but because of shady dealings).


brenda m - Feb 03, 2009 11:47:49 am PST #9809 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I evidently haven't worked in the typical workplace, because I've never heard anything like that in one.

Never worked with brokers, I see. Oh, except for that part about leaving the f-word aside.

No, I wouldn't call that typical. But not so far outside the expected for the amount of play it's getting. Someone mentioned the Baldwin rant at his kid upthread - I agree that that was way more shocking.


Typo Boy - Feb 03, 2009 11:55:59 am PST #9810 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I have worked in workplaces where that kind of rant would bee out of place, but more where it would happen occasionally. At one workplace it was acceptable behavior for employees to challenge each other to wrestling matches, which I would be surprised if anyone else can match. (Umm maybe excluding the person on this board who actually works for WWF.)


erikaj - Feb 03, 2009 11:57:19 am PST #9811 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, she was twelve. I think police sometimes *do* feel that they relate more to criminals than 9 to 5 citizens, but I have read that in first-hand accounts of police work.(And I'm not calling cops criminals, just that their day-to-days are more similar than say a cop and an insurance agent.) Don't give that guy "the Wire" or "Rescue Me" his head would burst.