Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2009 5:48:12 am PST #9541 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I went to see My Bloody Valentine last night. Ah, the Stupid burns! Apparently, in this movie's setting, a copycat serial killer can run wild in a town that previously had a 22-victim massacre and instead of state police and feds swooping in, the investigation is left in the hands of its Mayberry-esque 3-person police department headed by an angry frat boy. There's no curfew, no street patrols or checkpoints, no common-sense evacuation of town residents from the ongoing murder spree zone, and a woman who's escaped an attack by the clairvoyant teleporting attacker is just fine leaving her kid at home with the maid/nanny (that her career as a grocery store manager allows her to hire how, exactly?) without even calling to check on him.

Throughout all the above, my mantra was that this flick earned its right to exist by giving Jensen Ackles the opportunity to clock Kerr Smith in the head with a pickaxe.


sumi - Jan 19, 2009 6:03:10 am PST #9542 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I thought it was rather fun - cheesey but fun. Of course, it could have been better in so many ways. I hope JA gets some actual good movie roles eventually.

What, besides Dawson's Creek, could I have seen Kerr Smith in? He looked so familiar and I never watched DC.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2009 6:14:15 am PST #9543 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

He was on Charmed for a while, and in Final Destination.

Of course, if you've seen Julian McMahon in anything that might also explain why he looks familiar.


sumi - Jan 19, 2009 6:28:19 am PST #9544 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I must not have been watching Charmed when he was in it. . . or at least I don't think I was - I stopped before Shannon Doherty left. Well, watching regularly - I may have watched sporadically after that.


le nubian - Jan 19, 2009 6:35:53 am PST #9545 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

he was in A LOT of Charmed in Shannon's last season.


sumi - Jan 19, 2009 6:46:17 am PST #9546 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Wow. I really don't remember Charmed at all. Perhaps I've blocked it. .. wait - I think I had stopped watching it before then.

Whew. (Because I've never seen her last episode and I just remembered that.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2009 7:25:56 am PST #9547 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No, it was McMahon that was on Charmed in Doherty's last season. Smith didn't join the cast until its last season (7th?).

PS: Sumi, "All Hell Breaks Loose" is probably the best episode ever of that series. Might be worth a look-see.


sumi - Jan 19, 2009 7:34:06 am PST #9548 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I know - that's why I was sad to miss it.

Also, I believe that I saw Kerr Smith on CSI NY - he was on several episodes of that show last year.


le nubian - Jan 19, 2009 8:00:58 am PST #9549 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

sorry, I thought you were talking about McMahon. Forgive me!

I agree with Matt's PS. Doherty directed that ep.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2009 8:06:11 am PST #9550 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Speaking of Julian McMahon -- I think I posted this before -- I still think he would have made a fantastic Bruce Wayne/Batman. He might look a little too old for where the movies are in the Bat-timeline right now, but he's still physically the best choice I can think of.

(Plus? If you can play Victor von Doom, you can play Batman.)