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Sophia Brooks - Dec 03, 2008 7:01:39 am PST #8874 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

John Barrowman.

Now I am picturing captain Blood whipping out his penis!

This is sort of weird, but I think Keanu could play Captain Blood.


Fred Pete - Dec 03, 2008 7:30:28 am PST #8875 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Take Barrowman's joie de vivre and Jackman's ability to play larger than life, and I think you have it.


Beverly - Dec 03, 2008 9:47:16 am PST #8876 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

20 years ago, I'd have put Harrison Ford in that role. Not now.

Pirates of Penzance/Sophie's Choice era Kevin Kline. HMOG. Now? Offhand I really can't think of anybody. Sad, really.


Typo Boy - Dec 03, 2008 10:10:21 am PST #8877 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Make Captain Blood a woman, and Lucy Lawless could totally play her. I always thought Lawless was the modern Errol Flynn, mediocre at acting, but a marvelous performer, great swagger, great sneer, great charisma and projected the impression of being relaxed of never taking it too seriously.


Glamcookie - Dec 03, 2008 10:21:14 am PST #8878 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Make Captain Blood a woman, and Lucy Lawless could totally play her.

swoons


Barb - Dec 03, 2008 10:45:37 am PST #8879 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Take Barrowman's joie de vivre and Jackman's ability to play larger than life, and I think you have it.

Johnny Depp?


Fred Pete - Dec 03, 2008 11:02:00 am PST #8880 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Depp might be able to, but I see him as too off-center to be the next Flynn. I do like the idea of Captain Blood as a woman, and Lawless might be able to do it.


erikaj - Dec 03, 2008 11:15:52 am PST #8881 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

I never thought it would happen, but I'm sick of Johnny Depp.


Vonnie K - Dec 03, 2008 12:10:10 pm PST #8882 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Oooh. Captain Blood remake!

Johnny Depp

Too fey.

Russell Crowe

Too broody/charmless

John Barrowman

Cannot act his way out of a paper bag.

Hugh Jackman

Hmmm. He's got the right build for it. And it's a UK-Australia co-production, so he's got a leg up there as well. He might have lost some star power though, what with the Viva Laughlin debacle and Australia getting panned critically.

Since someone mentioned Russell Crowe, maybe Paul Bettany? He certainly is charming enough, and he's got dramatic chops, too. Wee bit on a slender side, but he could probably beef up.


sumi - Dec 03, 2008 12:18:31 pm PST #8883 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, Paul Bettony. I like that.