I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Mr. McDonald doesn't know what enervating means.
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
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Polter-Cow - Nov 11, 2008 7:32:16 am PST #8594 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 11, 2008 7:34:05 am PST #8595 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
They should have one of the evil creatures be a wererat in white gloves and red pants just to see how much hot water they can get themselves into.
Polter-Cow - Nov 11, 2008 9:43:19 pm PST #8596 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So we already knew about Monopoly, but this article promises even more ludicrousness:
Universal is working with Hasbro on several projects as part of a long-term development deal. Platinum Dunes is producing its feature adaptation of "Ouija Board," while the maritime classic "Battleship" is also in development.
As for Monopoly itself:
And Ridley Scott, who has been attached as a producer on "Monopoly" and has been mentioned as a possible director, is now officially attached to helm the project, with an eye toward giving it a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic "Blade Runner."
Uh.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 12, 2008 3:12:30 am PST #8597 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'd swear those were from the Onion if I didn't know better. *sigh*
DavidS - Nov 12, 2008 4:59:42 am PST #8598 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Once they successfully spun off a movie from a Disney ride, this was almost inevitable.
I'll note that Clue was made into a movie decades ago.
Polter-Cow - Nov 12, 2008 6:30:37 am PST #8599 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
At least Clue has characters.
Russell Crowe as: The Thimble.
Kathy A - Nov 12, 2008 6:37:40 am PST #8600 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Clue was done as a combination spoof of old-school murder mysteries and comedy, and worked very well in both genres, much like Murder By Death did back in the '70s.
I'm guessing it'll be harder to make Monopoly into anything interesting, and Battleship would just be silly in this post-Cold-War era.
Tom Scola - Nov 12, 2008 6:43:47 am PST #8601 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Well, there's Minesweeper: The Movie
Hayden - Nov 12, 2008 6:45:09 am PST #8602 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
We watched The Unforeseen this past weekend. It's a documentary about the battle here in Austin over environmental protections for Barton Springs (one of our local landmarks) vs. the many, many developers who wanted to build on the watershed. It's a great story, even if (spoiler) the developers ultimately win (sorry, this is Texas, after all). The director was obviously influenced by Terry Malick (who produced it), with numerous scenes of people telling their story over shots of natural beauty, and to her credit, she gave the most affecting scene to one of the developers who was clearly in the wrong in the story. Recommended.
megan walker - Nov 12, 2008 6:58:11 am PST #8603 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Love Murder by Death.