Ha ha ha. I imagine that going to some phone in the janitor's closet or something.
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it'd be so awesome if Jack Black answered.
Even better if Simple Jack answered.
Even better if Simple Jack answered.
Best would be Cruise as Les Grossman. My favorite Grossman threat: "I'm going to shove my fist so far up your ass, if you have a thought it's going to have to tiptoe around my wedding band!"
Okay, back from Clone Wars.
Looked beautiful on the big screen. Lots of snappy dialogue between Anakin and his new padawan Ahsoka, which suffers from lack of snappiness.
You know what? Joss will write this stuff for you for free, George Lucas. Seriously, he'd lock himself in a motel room with a case of Red Bull and knock off a season's worth of quips, 93% of them actually funny. It would make such a difference in the quality of the whole thing just not having the stupid dialogue.
Sigh.
Anyway, some of the plot machinations were underthought and over plotty. For example, there's a scene where the droids are attacking behind a force shield and they're unstoppable unless somebody is able to shut off the generator. Except, they're crossing a bridge and Obi Wan could've just aimed his cannon at the bridge and stopped their advance.
The fights - both spaceshippy and lightsabery - were exciting and cool.
Lots of women characters with stuff to do. Ventress is an intriguing villain. Amidala more than decorative. Ahsoka is headstrong and reckless and snapless with the dialogue. Which wouldn't have been such a big deal except she spends a lot of time quipping. Oh well.
Emmett liked it. He's about the ideal audience.
Why didn't anybody tell me 2 Days In Paris is so funny?
Signed,
Laughing
We're seeing Clone Wars tomorrow. LOVED the Tartakovsky (sp?) Clone Wars. Not sure how they can equal/top it...
don't get your hopes up.
LOVED the Tartakovsky (sp?) Clone Wars. Not sure how they can equal/top it...
What Laga said. It's good but less good than the Genndy. He had the good sense to end-run the dialogue issues by having many silent battle scenes of beautiful graphic design.
I just finished Alpha Dog. Great film but I feel wrung out. It a little weird since I'm only two episodes from the end of season 1 of Veronica Mars and Amanda Seyfriend played pretty much the same character in both. It was easy to imagine Lily Kane mixed up in the whole mess.
edit: wow Vincent Kartheiser did a great job. I never recognized him. I did try to turn off that part of my brain because I knew the cast was huge and it often messes with my enjoyment of a movie when I spend the whole time trying to place people.
Alpha Dog was so heartbreaking. i've only been able to watch it once even though i really, really loved it.