Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.

Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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amych - Jun 11, 2008 5:00:50 pm PDT #6390 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Plei, hon, sometimes you terrify me. [link]


P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2008 5:22:09 pm PDT #6391 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hell, I terrify me.


le nubian - Jun 11, 2008 6:03:18 pm PDT #6392 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

All of the white font around Signs *slayed* me. I am laughing like a loon. Damn. I mean

water hoses - spritzer bottle - humidifier? And the speculation that the alien contingents immediately died in Michigan and Louisiana pure comedy gold. Although I now am wondering about the alien contigent who landed in Hawaii.


Sean K - Jun 11, 2008 6:36:58 pm PDT #6393 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

le nubian, the Hawaii contingent took one look and shouted FUCK THAT! They then promptly turned tail and ran to hide on nice, desiccated Mars, thinking the other idiots could have the stupid water planet.


Maysa - Jun 12, 2008 12:21:28 am PDT #6394 of 10000

You stop saying things like music "seems the closest art to prayer and where the shamans roam."

I don't mind John Cusack in films, but whenever I see him in person (on Letterman, etc.) he is pretty humorless. But really, I don't know how anyone can get through that "Proust" questionnaire without sounding like an idiot - it's just so embarrassing.


Sue - Jun 12, 2008 3:16:25 am PDT #6395 of 10000
hip deep in pie

My John Cusack emotions have been flip flopping with every post. I just don't know where I stand. It was so much easier when he was just a cypher for Lloyd Dobler.


Sue - Jun 12, 2008 3:25:01 am PDT #6396 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Okay, reading the Proust questionnaire made me throw up in my mouth a little.


Miracleman - Jun 12, 2008 4:14:29 am PDT #6397 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It's not the Lunchpail Schmoe Questionnaire now is it?

Q: So, uh...what're you doing Friday?

John Cusack: Oh, you know, I'm just going to lounge around and re-read the collected works of Sartre while listening to my Soothing Ocean Sounds CD. Then I'll indulge in a little Transcendental Meditation and write an essay on Moder Shamanism in the Internet Age.

Q: Yeah. No, really...what're you doing?

JC: Um. Probably drinking a twelve-pack of Heineken and masturbating to myself in the mirror.

Q: Same for Saturday?

JC: Yeah.

Q: I think this interview is over.

JC: Yeah. Okay, thanks.

Q: I'm not shaking your hand. Get the fuck out.


Jessica - Jun 12, 2008 11:34:27 am PDT #6398 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, this is cracking me up. (I didn't even know you could leave comments on Rotten Tomatoes! But apparently DH has a secret vendetta against Edward Norton that I was previously unaware of.)


megan walker - Jun 12, 2008 11:40:01 am PDT #6399 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

But apparently DH has a secret vendetta against Edward Norton that I was previously unaware of.

And, Jess, we know who wins here. @@