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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Lee - May 26, 2008 9:04:43 pm PDT #5961 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hee. I had checked my disbelief at the door, but I was still wondering "how is he going to get out? They didn't make refrigerators that opened from the inside back then."


P.M. Marc - May 26, 2008 9:05:37 pm PDT #5962 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jilli, Indy and roaches, man. When the apocalypse comes? That's what's left.

And all that I can handwave, because MARION! SEEKRIT INDY BABY! (Yes, that's the Bulletproof Narrative Kink I mentioned in email, blame YEARS of unrepentantly trashy bodice rippers, ahem.)

Even if Young Master Shia makes me feel like a dirty fuckin' cougar from hell.


DavidS - May 26, 2008 9:08:24 pm PDT #5963 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Even if Young Master Shia makes me feel like a dirty fuckin' cougar from hell.

Pfft. You're not even a cub, much less a cougar. Besides, you need to look...tawnier.


P.M. Marc - May 26, 2008 9:14:50 pm PDT #5964 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Pfft. You're not even a cub, much less a cougar. Besides, you need to look...tawnier.

Dude, I think that kid was born after I hit puberty. Ergo? Cougar country.

Anyhow, I own bronzer.


Atropa - May 26, 2008 9:59:27 pm PDT #5965 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yeah, I kinda figured that was your Bulletproof Narrative Kink. Mine, of course, is the undead (vampires preferred, but zombies are okay too), which is why I felt CHEATED. Cheated, I tell you!

Even if Young Master Shia makes me feel like a dirty fuckin' cougar from hell.

Yeah, I get that. He was pretty decorative.


P.M. Marc - May 26, 2008 10:20:55 pm PDT #5966 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

He's not SUPPOSED TO BE DECORATIVE!

HE'S THE GOOFY KID FROM HOLES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Ahem. I mean, it seriously feels like JUST yesterday I was watching him in kids movies with the nephew.

I mean, I have OTHER bulletproof narrative kinks. But somehow, I don't see the Indy franchise as giving me rentboys.


Polter-Cow - May 26, 2008 10:33:58 pm PDT #5967 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So, Jilli, on that note, have you seen Fido (starring Carrie-Anne Moss, Billy Connolly, and Dylan Baker)? I just watched it. It's very amusing. It's set in an alternate '50s post-zombie apocalypse where zombies have collars to keep them from eating people. Except Timmy's zombie's collar malfunctions.

It's sort of like Pleasantville meets Shaun of the Dead.


flea - May 27, 2008 1:30:54 am PDT #5968 of 10000
information libertarian

Re: cougars, I had to define the term for my mother recently. I went with "sexually rapacious middle-aged woman" and then we had to have an argument over what middle-aged is. I said 35-50 (making me middle-aged) and my mother was deeply offended (she is 58) and said middle-aged is 45-60. What say you all? In my mind, a cougar is, like, 42. Isn't Samantha on Sex and the City the archetype?


Amy - May 27, 2008 3:04:42 am PDT #5969 of 10000
Because books.

I thought Mrs. Robinson was the archetype. The original one, anyway.

It's going to be a while before Shia LeBoef is *not* that kid from Holes for me.


Ailleann - May 27, 2008 4:03:17 am PDT #5970 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I think Shia LaBoeuf is quite talented and has done a good job getting out from under the Disney umbrella. (Plus he's very cute, and I'm young enough that I don't have to feel that dirty for saying that.)

I think I've figured out why I had such a poor reaction to Indy... this movie is like Indy fanfic, and Indy's not my fandom.