Werner Herzog cannot be killed by ordinary means. He will outlive us all.
I was going to say.
It was an insignificant bullet.
And a week or so later he pulls Joaquim Phoneix out of a car crash.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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Frankenbuddha - Jul 31, 2007 7:18:28 am PDT #573 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 7:31:06 am PDT #574 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I remember one time Herzog took his family to Sea World... they were watching Shamu the whale when Herzog got splashed! So Herzog yells, 'I'm Werner Herzog and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'How do you like it?!' And then damn if Herzog didn't step in there and finish the show!"...
That guy could kick Chuck Norris' and Jack Bauer's collective asses in a three way match. Not by pure skill, but by the fact he'd shrug off all of their attacks. Chuck Norris would roundhouse him and he'd say "it was an insignificant kick" Jack would shoot him "insignificant bullet from an insignificant man."
Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2007 7:50:03 am PDT #575 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
He's like Rasputin.
Vonnie K - Jul 31, 2007 8:02:45 am PDT #576 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
I've heard about the Joachim Phoenix story but this is the first time I heard about the bullet! And the thing with the whale! It's almost too good to be true.
brenda m - Jul 31, 2007 8:12:22 am PDT #577 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Anyone know anything about the movie The Ten? I've got free tix for it, but I'm not sure if I want to bother.
Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 8:19:10 am PDT #578 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Paul Rudd was talking about it on Teri Gross this morning.
It's 10 little acts each relating to a commandment and PR is sort of the MC.
Polter-Cow - Jul 31, 2007 8:20:36 am PDT #579 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
And the thing with the whale! It's almost too good to be true.
I assume the whale thing is a joke.
Right?
Right?
megan walker - Jul 31, 2007 8:20:55 am PDT #580 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So it's The Decalogue, but with Paul Rudd?
bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 8:35:58 am PDT #581 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The whale thing is a joke! C'mon.
Anyone know anything about the movie The Ten? I've got free tix for it, but I'm not sure if I want to bother.
I don't know if it's good, but it's the same crew that did Wet Hot American Summer. So if you liked that you should see this.
Vonnie K - Jul 31, 2007 8:39:30 am PDT #582 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
The whale thing is a joke! C'mon.
Seriously, reading the rest of the stuff there, I wouldn't have put it behind him.
(But then, my middle name happens to be Gullible.)