I'll vote for Eric Bana as Hector, at least in the eye candy category.

Paris was so much prettier.

True. And we got to see him mostly-shirtless a lot. Sean Bean was actually quite wonderful.

Sean Bean as Odysseus is the best thing about that film, both in terms of acting and eye candy.

Oh hell yeah.

I hear that, sister! [link]

Sean Bean as Odysseus is the best thing about that film, both in terms of acting and eye candy.

Oh my! (Haven't seen the film, but followed the link.)

"Cousins! They're cousins, okay? COUSINS, damn it!!!"

This totally gave me flash backs to Mean Girls. A film I love.

Vern is cracking me up over at Ain't it Cool News in his review of AVP:R

RESURRECTION and RATATOUILLE were already taken and they needed something that started with an R, so the title of this thing is REQUIEM. That might make you wanna ask who died, but you already know the answer: the remaining dignity of aliens and predators across the universe. Two proud races slandered and humiliated, on the Lord's birthday no less. And why? For what? What the hell did aliens and predators ever do to us other than entertain and delight us, scare us, fuck up our space colonies and skin some dudes in a jungle? Nothing. And for that we give them a franchise so lazy it can't even be bothered to spell out its own titles.

I gather I'm in a minority, but not completely alone in not loving the Burton Sweeney Todd. (Let me be fair though: rumor is Sondheim loves it.)

Yes one thing that is wrong (IMO) is throwing out too many of jokes, so you don't get dark comedy. Another thing is I think the flashing neon blood and gore detracts from the story. It is really hard to laugh at the remaining jokes with blood spattered all over you. Also I think part of the play was about extremism - with pre-murderer (when happy with his Lucy) and Anthony representing an extreme of romanticism, and Mrs. Lovett and the Judge and the Beadle (and returned-to-London Sweeney) representing extremes of cynicism. And Joanna in spite of not having much power to act on it represented healthy balance. And (putting this in generalities so as to avoid spoiler font) one seemingly minor change between the play and the movie took away one of the few opportunities Joanna has to be an actor rather than someone acted upon. In general it is hard to get not only the jokes, but the wit, and the themes and the subtleties while cleaning blood out of your hair. I don't know how else to put it: even though you are in a movie theater you end up covered in blood, which makes it hard to pay attention to anything else.

Was Juno a big release in the States? I just saw a TV advert for it here (in the Yew Kay) - it doesn't open until February, so it's almost unheard of to advertise this far in advance.

So Gar, you're saying there was some blood in SWEENY TODD?

I suspect this is Burton's revenge for having eschewed any blood (despite numerous decapitation scenes) in SLEEPY HOLLOW and getting an R rating anyway.