It breaks my heart that people are coming to see that one and the effing Chipmunks in droves but Walk Hard and Charlie Wilson's War are running with fewer than 15 people in the audience. Stupid consumers.
Let me guess. We're in a hurry.
Inara ,'Serenity'
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Laga - Dec 23, 2007 7:49:32 am PST #2931 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cashmere - Dec 23, 2007 8:00:07 am PST #2932 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
What is up with Jason Lee and the stupid animated animal films? I thought he'd sunk to a new low with Underdog but Alvin and the Chipmunks? WTF?
We're ambivalent about Walk Hard but some of the trailers look so awesome. I also want to see Charlie Wilson's War.
Sean K - Dec 23, 2007 8:10:49 am PST #2933 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I've heard rumors that Jason Lee might have some habits to support. Or hey, maybe he cleaned up his act and has a kid now or something. Seems like the most common reason for actors starting to do crappy kids movies is because they have kids.
That or habits. Or contractual obligations.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 23, 2007 8:11:12 am PST #2934 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It breaks my heart that people are coming to see that one and the effing Chipmunks in droves but Walk Hard and Charlie Wilson's War are running with fewer than 15 people in the audience. Stupid consumers.
Well, count me among the stupid consumers because you'd have to knock me out and drag me into the theater to get me to sit through either of the latter movies.
ETA: Have you seen how much vitamins cost these days, Sean?
Laga - Dec 23, 2007 8:21:49 am PST #2935 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think Jason Lee does have kids.
What is it that turns you off about Walk Hard and Charlie Wilson, Matt?
Glamcookie - Dec 23, 2007 8:34:13 am PST #2936 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I am Matt. Walk Hard looks excruciatingly stupid and Charlie Wilson stars Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, two of my most hated. I am totally not the typical movie goer though. I am an indie movie snob for the most part (AIFG).
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2007 8:41:47 am PST #2937 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not an indie movie snob in any way, but I share GC's aversions to those two movies.
Laga - Dec 23, 2007 8:45:28 am PST #2938 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I guess I'm just a sucker for John C. Reilly. Especially when he sings.
I'd prefer it if Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts weren't the stars of Charlie Wilson but the story fascinates me and I was completely enthralled by the trailer.
Now I haven't actually seen either picture so I will come back with my tail between my legs once I have if they turn out to suck.
You can't go wrong with Enchanted.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2007 8:52:46 am PST #2939 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica Simpson’s new movie Blonde Ambition was released on 8 screens this weekend in Jessica’s home state of Texas, before it gets dumped on DVD next month (January 22nd 2008 to be exact). /Film correspondent Steve Mason sent us this hilarious report:
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Blonde Ambition averaged $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie! That’s amazing! One of the worst performances a movie has ever had.
I am projecting that Jessica’s “star vehicle” will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2007 9:44:00 am PST #2940 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Charlie Wilson stars Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, two of my most hated.
Tom Hanks doing a bad fake accent. Ptui.