Oh.
My.
God.
Preview for Machine Girl. Warning - very gory.
Features "yakuza ninjas, flying guillotines, a drill bra, a Japanese teenage schoolgirl..."
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
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tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 3:57:44 pm PST #2639 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nutty - Dec 10, 2007 6:02:55 pm PST #2640 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Um.... how effective is a flying guillotine, really? That's like throwing a cheese grater across a room, on a slightly larger scale.
Now, the guillotine blade without the apparatus, okay, but generally speaking we call that a knife.
Hayden - Dec 10, 2007 6:18:24 pm PST #2641 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
You've never seen this guy in action: [link]
Laga - Dec 10, 2007 6:24:10 pm PST #2642 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
that looks more like a serrated yarmulke than a guillotine.
DavidS - Dec 10, 2007 6:25:47 pm PST #2643 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
that looks more like a serrated yarmulke than a guillotine.
It'll cut your head off, Jim.
Hayden - Dec 10, 2007 6:35:06 pm PST #2644 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Hey, you can see it in action with some great hyperbole: [link]
In fact, the whole movie is on YouTube. If you have the patience, it's definitely worth it. It's a classic kung fu flick, full of cheesy fun and the occasional shocking cruelty. Plus the Neu! track that accompanies the Master of the Flying Guillotine when he's on the move is ultra-creepy, not to mention ultra-improbable, given that maybe 7 people outside of Germany knew who Neu! was at the time.
Laga - Dec 10, 2007 9:01:09 pm PST #2645 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That movie just got added to the top of my Netflix queue.
Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2007 9:14:35 pm PST #2646 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Man, it's like Grindhouse: Japanese Edition.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 9:34:47 pm PST #2647 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 11, 2007 3:08:49 am PST #2648 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It'll cut your head off, Jim.
I'd like to meet his tailor?