Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


sumi - Dec 07, 2007 6:33:27 am PST #2600 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I think it was chocolate bagels with a nice ganache frosting.

I was only sad that there were no pictures of Scott Porter as a young Rex Racer, fighting with his dad and then running away from home.


Liese S. - Dec 07, 2007 8:36:06 am PST #2601 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

No, no, you can't whiteify with bagels. It was muffins!


amych - Dec 07, 2007 8:39:09 am PST #2602 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I thought the whole point was that muffins are already the whitiest of whitey -- it's the trend toward making bagels and coffee drinks and heaven knows what else into something that looks and tastes just like muffins that defines the Whitey Muffin Theory.

t snif I miss Rio.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 07, 2007 10:46:23 am PST #2603 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

New York magazine presents the 10 most anti-Christian films of all time: [link]


Polter-Cow - Dec 07, 2007 10:52:41 am PST #2604 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

After the titular protagonist gets her first period at school, her crazy, devoutly Christian mother locks her in a closet and tells her to pray, explaining that only sinners menstruate (Wikipedia says this is false).

Hee!

And, oh my God, wow. That clip from The Canterbury Tales is one of the strangest things I've ever seen.


Nutty - Dec 07, 2007 10:58:18 am PST #2605 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Kids on Fire School of Ministry, a children's Bible camp

I... know that there are flavors of religion who are big with the imagery, but generally speaking, KIDS ON FIRE is not the kind of advertising you want for your summer camp. Especially not when the kids (and one assumes their parents) have a thing for literal interpretation.

Just me?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 07, 2007 11:02:18 am PST #2606 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And, oh my God, wow. That clip from The Canterbury Tales is one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

Let's just say Pasollini had an "interesting" take on the world and leave it at that.


JZ - Dec 07, 2007 11:04:08 am PST #2607 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I just can't wrap my brain around Dogma being one of the most anti-Christian movies of all time. I had to read the description twice to be sure they were talking about the movie I thought they were.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2007 11:23:39 am PST #2608 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

KIDS ON FIRE is not the kind of advertising you want for your summer camp.

But hey, they're on fire for Jesus!


Nutty - Dec 07, 2007 11:28:57 am PST #2609 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

That's all well and good till the Fire Department starts investigating.