Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Nutty - Nov 29, 2007 7:54:16 am PST #2458 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I... blame you all for the fact that, in my head, the line in the commercial runs "the whole wide world is a Sarlacc Pit..."

I fear my brain.


Jon B. - Nov 29, 2007 8:11:52 am PST #2459 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

it was my first run-in with powerful negative cinema

But but but.... Ann Margaret drenched in baked beans!!!1!


Scrappy - Nov 29, 2007 8:38:35 am PST #2460 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

In the total OPPOSITE of negative cinema, I saw Enchanted yesterday. LOVED IT. Amy Adams is wonderful and the film has such affectionate snarky fun with all the Disney cliches that it's great for kids and adults. I am not a GA fan, but found Patrick Dempsey totally rrowr.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 29, 2007 8:46:36 am PST #2461 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But but but.... Ann Margaret drenched in baked beans!!!1!

Not to mention Tina Turner writhing from the ankles up.


Laga - Nov 29, 2007 10:15:32 am PST #2462 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh Polter-Cow.... have you seen this? Avatar art


Polter-Cow - Nov 29, 2007 10:48:14 am PST #2463 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Heh. Laga, that Avatar has no connection to Avatar: The Last Airbender. Not that it doesn't look cool.


Laga - Nov 29, 2007 10:59:14 am PST #2464 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

This is me getting all red in the face and going to hide under my desk.


Polter-Cow - Nov 29, 2007 11:04:02 am PST #2465 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hee. No, it's a really big problem, actually. M. Night Shyamalan is making the Avatar: The Last Airbender movies, and the Avatar people want him to change the title, claiming they have first dibs. I think they're due to come out in the same year, even. It's going to be confusing all up in here because it seems stupid for M. Night to have to change the title of a movie based on a television show with that title. By all rights, he should get to sue them.


Laga - Nov 29, 2007 11:07:12 am PST #2466 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Whew I feel better. I could have sworn there was an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie in production... and there is! I can see why there's a fight going on over the titles if even movie theatre managers are confused but I'm with you: Cameron should have to pick a new title.


Polter-Cow - Nov 29, 2007 11:12:32 am PST #2467 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I mean, they had two movies named Zodiac (and both about the Zodiac killer!) released one year after the other. Of course, one was clearly lower profile.

M. Night is actually doing a trilogy, presumably turning each season into a movie, as if that's possible at all. And it's live-action. While I obviously have reservations on principle, as anyone would, I'm a little heartened by the fact that he appears to be a complete fanboy, just like us. The first outline he turned in to Mike and Bryan was, like, waaaaay too long because he wanted to fit in all of their ideas. So, if anything, I know he respects the source material greatly and wants to do right by it. And Mike and Bryan seem to be involved. Cautiously optimistic for now, I suppose.