Producers Share the Worst Pitches They've Seen.
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape
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Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2007 8:01:05 am PST #2337 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 19, 2007 9:12:48 am PST #2338 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm tempted to change the names in a transcript of Gigli and send it in just to see how it would rank against the competition.
Except for the fear that it might actually get made again, that is.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2007 9:53:42 am PST #2339 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OMG, those are some lousy premises.
Kevin - Nov 19, 2007 10:49:08 am PST #2340 of 10000
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
The comments section is particularly funny, like the guy who got knocked out of a screenwriting competition because of a script for one of those premises.
New Cloverfield trailer: [link]
Looks like that is the name of the film now, in the UK at least.
I suspect it's a personal thing, but handheld disaster movie? BRING IT ON.
Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2007 10:58:57 am PST #2341 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I am all for The Blair Godzilla Project. Looks cool and freaky.
Volans - Nov 19, 2007 3:15:24 pm PST #2342 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Right there with you, P-C. Why do I keep forgetting that Drew Goddard wrote it?
Laga - Nov 19, 2007 3:21:01 pm PST #2343 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It kinda reminds me of some of the home video style footage they used in Signs which were imo the best parts of that movie.
Kevin - Nov 19, 2007 3:34:45 pm PST #2344 of 10000
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Yeah. Signs - in the basement. With the torch. Torch gets dropped on floor. Can't see shit. Cinema bliss.
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2007 5:14:15 pm PST #2345 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ben Cross has been cast as Sarek, the Vulcan father of Spock, in J.J. Abrams' upcoming Star Trek feature film, StarTrek.com reported.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2007 5:22:25 pm PST #2346 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ben Cross has been cast as Sarek, the Vulcan father of Spock, in J.J. Abrams' upcoming Star Trek feature film, StarTrek.com reported.
So Ben Cross and Winona Ryder? That didn't work out so well in LOST SOULS. Maybe that's why Spock is being played by Sylar?