Earlier this evening, I had a killer headache, so I dosed myself with Excedrin and slept. Now, I'm awake watching a film with a very young Jude Law & Sadie Frost as nihilistic thieves who smash cars into shopping malls to steal stuff.

It's got Jason Isaacs, Sean Bean and Sean Pertwee.

Ooh. I liked that one.

I just finished Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Milla Jovovich has a strange power over me. I'm not supposed to like her because she was a bitch to a brother of a friend, but I can't not watch her move. The other chick in the movie, though, was awful. No grace whatsoever, no litheness or power.

Now, I'm awake watching a film with a very young Jude Law & Sadie Frost as nihilistic thieves who smash cars into shopping malls to steal stuff.

SHOPPING! I haven't seen that one in years. Jonathan Pryce is in it too, I think.

It's got Jason Isaacs, Sean Bean and Sean Pertwee.

Wouldn't have recognized any of them except Bean, and I can't remember him in it.

SHOPPING! I haven't seen that one in years. Jonathan Pryce is in it too, I think.

Yup. He plays a cop.

Wouldn't have recognized any of them except Bean, and I can't remember him in it.

Jason Isaacs plays a small part as a fence, Sean Bean (in a a mullety hair cut) plays a bigger criminal and Sean Pertwee is Jude Law's antagonist, Tommy. He had much more chemistry with Sadie Frost when he was cutting her t-shirt with a straight razor.

I'm a huge Pertwee fan, though.

Isn't he Jon Pertwee (Doctor #3)'s son?

I just got caught up here, but another possible monologue suggestion is Quint's Indianapolis speech in Jaws.

Yup, that's him.

school-appropriate amazing movie monologues

Not from a movie, but how about Simon's speech about River in the second part of the Firefly pilot?

Natalie Portman's naked tush is more more curvy (in a good way) than I would have expected.

And it's Jon B with the most intersting random drive-by post of the night!!!

Thank yew! I'm here all night. Try the veal!