Halloween.
ick. I'm not watching another Rob Zombie movie unless it's
Werewolf Women of the SS.
edit for explanation: I did not voluntarily watch
Halloween
but I keep having to go in there to quell disturbances and the crap on the screen is truly awful. And by the way, when I own my own movie theatre. Parents are not going to be allowed to bring little kids to slasher films. ick.
am I morally obligated to offer free board if they break up as a result?
Depends on the shoot-em-up.
Apparently it was a long string of shoot-em-ups, with Army of Darkness being the last straw that resulted in a declaration of war.
Hey, I enjoyed it, but I do sympathize that the combo of cheesy dialogue, over-the-top violence and gore, and—most importantly—a lengthy fight involving Three Stooges moves might be painful for a devotee of chick flicks.
I'm about 2/3 of the way through Living til the End and am delighted that it's turned the soon-to-die-free-spirit-teaches-the-uptight-guy-how-to-live-and-love trope on its head by having the uptight guy's OCD and agoraphobia actually deep-six the impulsive last minute trip to Paris. As a bonus, Sean Maher has somehow managed to convince me that his character is heterosexual.
Parents are not going to be allowed to bring little kids to slasher films.
Wrody McWrodcakes with a handsome Wrod sauce.
You could have just said
Sentence,
Ailleann.
Matt, finished LttE yet?
I forget, does the DVD contain the original ending?
Never mind, I am an idiot.
I forget, does the DVD contain the original ending?
It only has the one, so I assume not.
Jack realizes Audrey is suicidal, climbs the ledge to get to her apartment and stop her, and is either shot by her gun when he startles her or is impaled on broken glass when he falls through the window...that final scene is shot really unclearly
.
It's Buffista Movies callback time! (a.k.a., I just got around to
Banlieue 13,
which is so totally last week.)
Lame plot, dumb plot, stupid plot, did I mention idiotic plot? And yet? I found my next yuletide pairing. PLUS, best ever movie to watch in Blu-ray. Because the others we've tried were things where I actually wanted to follow the story and kept getting distracted by the shiny blinky visuals. This? All shiny blinky visuals. And topless fighty men.
What?
Huh. So the Blu-ray version had a plot? Weird...